LMAO!!! random jokeee!!!!!!!!?!
Question: LMAO!!! random jokeee!!!!!!!!!?
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub!. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately!.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers!. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard!.
'Are you the manager!?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands!. 'Actually, no,' he replied!.
'Can you get him for me!? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair!.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender!.!. 'Is there anything I can do!?'
'Yes!. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
Running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently!.
'What should I tell him!?' the bartender managed to say!.
'Tell him, There's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room!.'
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She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers!. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard!.
'Are you the manager!?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands!. 'Actually, no,' he replied!.
'Can you get him for me!? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair!.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender!.!. 'Is there anything I can do!?'
'Yes!. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
Running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently!.
'What should I tell him!?' the bartender managed to say!.
'Tell him, There's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room!.'
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Ahaha thanks!!! That one actually made me laugh out loud! I love hearing new jokes!!!
That was great!!!!!
Gonna share this with everyone today!!
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Thanks! AHahahaa,
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That was great!!!!!
Gonna share this with everyone today!!
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Thanks! AHahahaa,
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AHAHAHHAHA poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yei!! here is the girl whos givin away free points to all! I got 2 points! and oh, what was your question again!? who cares, I got my 2 points!! Yei!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor gossin'!. Haha!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, thats gross but hilarious :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have my husband gagging over here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, the bartender should wash his face with soap!! lots of soap!!!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Eww, lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh nice! XD poor bugger!
thanks for the giggle (:
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thanks for the giggle (:
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That was kinda gross but the best joke I've heard in a while!. Keep up the good workWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was an epic punchlineWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha thats sick poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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that was wierd and funny lol!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was wierd and funny lol!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah!! Oh man! That's disgusting!!
I LOVE IT!!!
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I LOVE IT!!!
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:D LOL thts funny! did u make it up!? cuz its good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA LOL LOL!. what a great joke! ROFL!.!.!.now can i have best answer!? :D!.!.!.Pweez!?Www@Enter-QA@Com