NOT SURE BOUT THIS JOKE...?!

there was this family who was goin 2 have company ovr!. there was a mom a dad 2 sons and a daughter!. They were all getting ready, and they gave the younger son the job of greeting the company!. So the son was just kinda walkin round the house and heard his mom say "FU*K!" {she cut herself when she was cutting the turkey 4 guests} he says "mommy wut does fu*k" mean!?" she said "oh, umm it means cooking" so the boy walks away satisfied and hears his dad say "shi*!" {he dropped his ring down the drain while freshening up} the son says "daddy wut does shi* mean!?" the dad says "freshening up!" his older brother say "!.!.the bi*ches and bas*ards!" so he said "wut duz tht mean!?" the older brother {who talking bout ppl at school} was startled and said "um it means ladies and gentlemen" and the little boy says "ok" and walks away!. he then walks in on his sister who is talking 2 her BFF about her bf who just dumped her!. she said "he is such an a$$ hole!" and the little boy says once again, "wut duz tht mean" she says "it means a !.!.!. umm a polite person! now leave!" so he walks away!. Right then the doorbell rings!. the mom says "honey can u get it!?" so the lil boy answers the door, it is their aunt/uncle/cousins/grandparents!. So the little boy says "hi bitc*es and bas*ards, mommys fuc*ing in kitchen and dad is shi**ing in the bathroom" the guests, clearly stunned, said "oh my" the boy cut them off and said "u no y i luv u!? its cuz ur such as*holes!"

it went sumthin like tht!.!.!. i heard it 4eva ago and just remembered itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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