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Question: Have another joke to rate please!?
The Welfare Office
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check!. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi!. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare!. I'd really rather have a job!."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent!. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter!.
"You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes!. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided!. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips!.
"This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive!. A two-bedroom loft-type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc!. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year!."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding me!"
The social worker said, "Well, yeah, but you started it!."
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check!. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi!. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare!. I'd really rather have a job!."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent!. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter!.
"You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes!. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided!. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips!.
"This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive!. A two-bedroom loft-type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc!. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year!."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding me!"
The social worker said, "Well, yeah, but you started it!."
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Answers:
That's a good one!. Check out the Little Johnny section!. Specifically, Little Mary Margaret!. I LOL'ed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!. but i mean, i would als get annoyed with doing nothing all day, and welfare isn't enough to travel or enjoy!.!.
overall 7/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
overall 7/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahah I love that!.
Thats hilarious :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats hilarious :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is hilarious!! so funny!!
I'm gonna go to this website and read all these jokes!!!
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I'm gonna go to this website and read all these jokes!!!
- Pick me for best answer trying to get to level 2!
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Oooooh!!! That's good :D :D :D
I'd say 8!.8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd say 8!.8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
i couldn't stop laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is the best I have heard in a long time!!! Good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
seen it coming to good to be true( welfare people don't get those jobs)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved this joke, although I have seen a few variations of it now!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!. one of the best!. u brought the chuckles out of me!.!.!. lol i'll give u a star for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com