Ok, i need a creative answer to my simple question!!! EASY 10 PTS!!!?!
Question: Ok, i need a creative answer to my simple question!!! EASY 10 PTS!!!!?
When you answer, I want it to be funny and unique! If you answer "to get to the other side", i will report you ! no, just kidding! Make it funny, and make it so that i will make your answer BEST ANSWER !!!!!! ps- if you answer all of them, you will get 10 points for sure!!!!!
Now, here it goes:
1-Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
2-Why should the chicken!?
3-Why shouldn't he!?
4-But what if the chicken wants to!?
5-Then again, why would he want to!?
6-But what if the rooster crossed the road!?
7-What if he was stapled to the turkey!?
8-What if the turkey was in love with a duck who's brother crossed the road!?
9-What if the duck was a boy!?
10-How would the duck and the turkey be gay if the turkey was a girl!?
11-Do you think I am insane for writing this much!?
12-Do you really want those 10 points!?
13-How badly!?
14-Please explain further:
15-If you really want those points, write a rhyme explaining how badly you want the points!.
Thank you!.
Remember!!!
I will only give out best answer if:
*You answered all questions clearly!.
*You used detail in all questions!.
*THEY WERE FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!(ur answers, ofcourse!:) )
*Very unique
thx!!!!!
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Now, here it goes:
1-Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
2-Why should the chicken!?
3-Why shouldn't he!?
4-But what if the chicken wants to!?
5-Then again, why would he want to!?
6-But what if the rooster crossed the road!?
7-What if he was stapled to the turkey!?
8-What if the turkey was in love with a duck who's brother crossed the road!?
9-What if the duck was a boy!?
10-How would the duck and the turkey be gay if the turkey was a girl!?
11-Do you think I am insane for writing this much!?
12-Do you really want those 10 points!?
13-How badly!?
14-Please explain further:
15-If you really want those points, write a rhyme explaining how badly you want the points!.
Thank you!.
Remember!!!
I will only give out best answer if:
*You answered all questions clearly!.
*You used detail in all questions!.
*THEY WERE FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!(ur answers, ofcourse!:) )
*Very unique
thx!!!!!
()_()
(*-*)
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. Because a giant bulldozer was chasing him and about to flatten him!.
2!. The chicken doesn't want to become a pancake!. He has heard that chicken pancakes are horrible!.
3!. He knows that the hobo likes chicken pancake!. He can give a homeless hobo some food!.
4!. Then he is a smart chicken!.
5!. His girlfriend is over there!.
6!. Then the hobo wouldn't get his favorite food, rooster pancakes!.
7!. Then the hobo would get turkey/rooster pancakes!.
8!. Then the turkey would be related to a brave non-pancake duck!.
9!. The boy duck would have a brave non-pancake duck as a brother!.
10!. He wouldn't!.
11!. Only if you think you are!.
12!. As much as I want to fly!. (That's a lot)
13!. As much as I want to fly and be invisible!. (That is sooooo much!)
14!. See if I could fly I could make everyone jealous!. If I was invisible I could sneek out of boring places and be a 'ghost'!.
I will win the points
I can feel it in my joints
It would make me jolly
Even though my name isn't Holly
I do hope I don't have to feed chicken pancake
To a snake
Maybe to a hobo
But not to a snake
Even though my name isn't Jake
I want the points
I can feel it in my joints
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2!. The chicken doesn't want to become a pancake!. He has heard that chicken pancakes are horrible!.
3!. He knows that the hobo likes chicken pancake!. He can give a homeless hobo some food!.
4!. Then he is a smart chicken!.
5!. His girlfriend is over there!.
6!. Then the hobo wouldn't get his favorite food, rooster pancakes!.
7!. Then the hobo would get turkey/rooster pancakes!.
8!. Then the turkey would be related to a brave non-pancake duck!.
9!. The boy duck would have a brave non-pancake duck as a brother!.
10!. He wouldn't!.
11!. Only if you think you are!.
12!. As much as I want to fly!. (That's a lot)
13!. As much as I want to fly and be invisible!. (That is sooooo much!)
14!. See if I could fly I could make everyone jealous!. If I was invisible I could sneek out of boring places and be a 'ghost'!.
I will win the points
I can feel it in my joints
It would make me jolly
Even though my name isn't Holly
I do hope I don't have to feed chicken pancake
To a snake
Maybe to a hobo
But not to a snake
Even though my name isn't Jake
I want the points
I can feel it in my joints
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Cause we made him!. That way we could do this joke!.
We all like chickens!.
Idk!. We all like chickens, why shouldn't he!?
To play "Dodgecar"
He'd probably get hit!.
He would probably be driving the car
The brother would still get run over
The duck or the duck's brother!?
Not really, I think i'm insane from answering these questions!.
YES
EES
SSS
really badly
do I really need to explain!?
A HAIKU
I want those points now!.
I want it really badly
bad bad bad badly
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We all like chickens!.
Idk!. We all like chickens, why shouldn't he!?
To play "Dodgecar"
He'd probably get hit!.
He would probably be driving the car
The brother would still get run over
The duck or the duck's brother!?
Not really, I think i'm insane from answering these questions!.
YES
EES
SSS
really badly
do I really need to explain!?
A HAIKU
I want those points now!.
I want it really badly
bad bad bad badly
Www@Enter-QA@Com
The chicken crossed the road, because she had a hot date with a good looking rooster, and they were meeting up at Kentucky Fried Man!
Why not, there doesn't have to be a reason for everything!.
He is a she, by the way!.!.!.
There's nothing to stop her, she's a free chicken!.!.!.
Then again, he is a she!.!.
The rooster has to cross the road, for his assignation!.!.!.
It would be painfully funny!.!.!.
That's his problem, not the chickens!.
If the duck was a boy, he'd be a drake, duh!.!.!.
It depends if the turkey was a guy or a gal!.!.!.
If you are then I must be too!
Not really, but I suppose they'll come in handy!.!.!.
Not really badly, I've got plenty others!.!.!.
That's an open secret!.!.!.check it out!
The points I don't need
They're just chickenfeed
To add to my score
I'll need a lot more!.
That was fun, thanks!.!.!.
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Why not, there doesn't have to be a reason for everything!.
He is a she, by the way!.!.!.
There's nothing to stop her, she's a free chicken!.!.!.
Then again, he is a she!.!.
The rooster has to cross the road, for his assignation!.!.!.
It would be painfully funny!.!.!.
That's his problem, not the chickens!.
If the duck was a boy, he'd be a drake, duh!.!.!.
It depends if the turkey was a guy or a gal!.!.!.
If you are then I must be too!
Not really, but I suppose they'll come in handy!.!.!.
Not really badly, I've got plenty others!.!.!.
That's an open secret!.!.!.check it out!
The points I don't need
They're just chickenfeed
To add to my score
I'll need a lot more!.
That was fun, thanks!.!.!.
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Honestly, im only answering for the 2 points!.!.!.
And im insanely bored :P
Anyways, here we go :D
1-Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
There was a car coming o!.o
2-Why should the chicken!?
So that chicken doesn't become road kill
3-Why shouldn't he!?
Are you sure its a he!.!.!.!? Maybe a he/she or she/he!? Don't judge!. Nothing wrong with special chickens <3
4-But what if the chicken wants to!?
I highly doubt that chicken wants to get run over!.
5-Then again, why would he want to!?
How should i know!?
6-But what if the rooster crossed the road!?
I thought we were talking about a chicken!.
7-What if he was stapled to the turkey!?
Stapled!? o!.0
8-What if the turkey was in love with a duck who's brother crossed the road!?
Love sucks :P
9-What if the duck was a boy!?
Then that duck would be gay!.!.!.!? Whats wrong with gay people!? =O
10-How would the duck and the turkey be gay if the turkey was a girl!?
Id have to talk to the turkey and duck for that question!.
11-Do you think I am insane for writing this much!?
Nah :]
12-Do you really want those 10 points!?
Eh, sure why not :D
13-How badly!?
Not that badly!.
14-Please explain further:
Blaah Rawer Grr
15-If you really want those points, write a rhyme explaining how badly you want the points!.
I want those points
Cus I'm awshume like that
I want those points
Cus it would make me happy :D
I want those points
Cus im bored!.!.!.
Or whatever
Wait o!.O
That doesn't ryme!.!.!.!.
Later
Or not :P
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<3
Heather
xoxo
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And im insanely bored :P
Anyways, here we go :D
1-Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?
There was a car coming o!.o
2-Why should the chicken!?
So that chicken doesn't become road kill
3-Why shouldn't he!?
Are you sure its a he!.!.!.!? Maybe a he/she or she/he!? Don't judge!. Nothing wrong with special chickens <3
4-But what if the chicken wants to!?
I highly doubt that chicken wants to get run over!.
5-Then again, why would he want to!?
How should i know!?
6-But what if the rooster crossed the road!?
I thought we were talking about a chicken!.
7-What if he was stapled to the turkey!?
Stapled!? o!.0
8-What if the turkey was in love with a duck who's brother crossed the road!?
Love sucks :P
9-What if the duck was a boy!?
Then that duck would be gay!.!.!.!? Whats wrong with gay people!? =O
10-How would the duck and the turkey be gay if the turkey was a girl!?
Id have to talk to the turkey and duck for that question!.
11-Do you think I am insane for writing this much!?
Nah :]
12-Do you really want those 10 points!?
Eh, sure why not :D
13-How badly!?
Not that badly!.
14-Please explain further:
Blaah Rawer Grr
15-If you really want those points, write a rhyme explaining how badly you want the points!.
I want those points
Cus I'm awshume like that
I want those points
Cus it would make me happy :D
I want those points
Cus im bored!.!.!.
Or whatever
Wait o!.O
That doesn't ryme!.!.!.!.
Later
Or not :P
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<3
Heather
xoxo
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Www@Enter-QA@Com
1: He was chasing the man who just left KFC eating his brother
2: Because he's a revengeful serial killer chicken!.
3: A delivery lorry for KFC might kill him first!.
4: The he should get vengence for his brother!.
5: BECAUSE SOMEONES EATING HIS KENTUCY FRIED BROTHER!!!!
6: Then all the 'chicks' would turn his way!.
7: Then all the 'chicks' would wonder why!.
8: Then he'd have pluck up the feathers to talk to her
9: He would feel like a complete clucker!.
10: Then all would be fine!.
11: I think you have some issues yes, but it made sense!. XD
12: Why not!?
13: I'm not gonna strain myself to get them!.
14: I didn't exactly plan the answers!.!.
15: A rhyme!? A RHYME!?!! I'm bored!. so bored, so very bored, I want some points!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2: Because he's a revengeful serial killer chicken!.
3: A delivery lorry for KFC might kill him first!.
4: The he should get vengence for his brother!.
5: BECAUSE SOMEONES EATING HIS KENTUCY FRIED BROTHER!!!!
6: Then all the 'chicks' would turn his way!.
7: Then all the 'chicks' would wonder why!.
8: Then he'd have pluck up the feathers to talk to her
9: He would feel like a complete clucker!.
10: Then all would be fine!.
11: I think you have some issues yes, but it made sense!. XD
12: Why not!?
13: I'm not gonna strain myself to get them!.
14: I didn't exactly plan the answers!.!.
15: A rhyme!? A RHYME!?!! I'm bored!. so bored, so very bored, I want some points!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. because the farmer was playing tag with the chicken
2!.so the chicken wont get tag
3!. so he can chase the farmer instead
4!.well that's him
5!.so he wont get caught
6!. he want to catch the chicken too
7!. then they will both catch the chicken
8!.the turkey will ask the duck to let him marry his love
9!.then the turkey is a girl
10!. the turkey will change gender
11!.yes i do
12!.yes
13!.so badly i will eat chicken if i have to
14!.i need ten point because i need it so pick me
15!.i want the point i really want the points
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2!.so the chicken wont get tag
3!. so he can chase the farmer instead
4!.well that's him
5!.so he wont get caught
6!. he want to catch the chicken too
7!. then they will both catch the chicken
8!.the turkey will ask the duck to let him marry his love
9!.then the turkey is a girl
10!. the turkey will change gender
11!.yes i do
12!.yes
13!.so badly i will eat chicken if i have to
14!.i need ten point because i need it so pick me
15!.i want the point i really want the points
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1-Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!? he had the green light!.
2-Why should the chicken!? because he was on his lunch break and wanted some krystal burgers!.
3-Why shouldn't he!? because there was a semi coming!.
4-But what if the chicken wants to!? then i guess he's having chicken nuggets for lunch!.!.
5-Then again, why would he want to!? because when he goes back to work his boss is giving him a buttload of paperwork
6-But what if the rooster crossed the road!? then there would be a big fat pileup in the drive through because roosters are indescisive
7-What if he was stapled to the turkey!? where did the turkey come from!? well i suppose that would be delicious!.!.
8-What if the turkey was in love with a duck who's brother crossed the road!? then the turkey would probably give the duck some muffins to take to his bother
9-What if the duck was a boy!? then the turkey would be a girl!? or it would be a GAY INTERRACIAL COUPLE D: which is fine!.!.they'd just make a durkey!. or a tuck!.
10-How would the duck and the turkey be gay if the turkey was a girl!? one is a transvestite in disguise!.
11-Do you think I am insane for writing this much!? no!. probably just bored!.
12-Do you really want those 10 points!? somewhat
13-How badly!? not insanely!. but it'd be appreciated!.
14-Please explain further: well!. i mean!. best answer kind of makes to happy to know i was informative enough to get some pointz!. and therefore makes my daaaay!.!.
15-If you really want those points, write a rhyme explaining how badly you want the points!.
ah!.!.
in the middle of the night
there once was a kite
being flown on top of a house
which inside was a mouse
and inside was a girl
who was typing with a whirl
of her two fingers to yahoo
(also she was eating som stew)
and she wanted some points
so she cracked her joints
and made this rhyme
for you, this one time :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
2-Why should the chicken!? because he was on his lunch break and wanted some krystal burgers!.
3-Why shouldn't he!? because there was a semi coming!.
4-But what if the chicken wants to!? then i guess he's having chicken nuggets for lunch!.!.
5-Then again, why would he want to!? because when he goes back to work his boss is giving him a buttload of paperwork
6-But what if the rooster crossed the road!? then there would be a big fat pileup in the drive through because roosters are indescisive
7-What if he was stapled to the turkey!? where did the turkey come from!? well i suppose that would be delicious!.!.
8-What if the turkey was in love with a duck who's brother crossed the road!? then the turkey would probably give the duck some muffins to take to his bother
9-What if the duck was a boy!? then the turkey would be a girl!? or it would be a GAY INTERRACIAL COUPLE D: which is fine!.!.they'd just make a durkey!. or a tuck!.
10-How would the duck and the turkey be gay if the turkey was a girl!? one is a transvestite in disguise!.
11-Do you think I am insane for writing this much!? no!. probably just bored!.
12-Do you really want those 10 points!? somewhat
13-How badly!? not insanely!. but it'd be appreciated!.
14-Please explain further: well!. i mean!. best answer kind of makes to happy to know i was informative enough to get some pointz!. and therefore makes my daaaay!.!.
15-If you really want those points, write a rhyme explaining how badly you want the points!.
ah!.!.
in the middle of the night
there once was a kite
being flown on top of a house
which inside was a mouse
and inside was a girl
who was typing with a whirl
of her two fingers to yahoo
(also she was eating som stew)
and she wanted some points
so she cracked her joints
and made this rhyme
for you, this one time :]Www@Enter-QA@Com