Where can u find the johhny jokes? [or just tell me one!] 10 pts~!?!


Question: Where can u find the johhny jokes!? [or just tell me one!] 10 pts~!!?
i think there hilarious!!!!!!!!!
10 pts i fu give me 2 johnny jokes and a website!!!!!!
but it has to be funny!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
5 bucks
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler!.

She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that!. After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went!. She said, "I think I broke his gambling"!.

The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $5!.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money!."

"DAMN!" said the father!.

"What's wrong!?", the teacher asked!. Little Johnny's father said, "This morning he bet me $100!.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"


Worms

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms!. Four worms were placed into four separate jars!.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke!.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm!.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil!.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead!.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead!.
Third worm in sperm - dead!.
Fourth worm in soil - alive!.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment!."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said - "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!."

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good one!.!. try this!.!.!.

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby!.
Unfortunately the baby was born without ears!.
When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child!.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears!.
He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home!.
Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely!.
When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby"!.
The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny"!.
Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes"
"Can he see o!.k"!?
"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision"!.
"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
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