Try and make me laugh with ANYTHING?!
Question: Try and make me laugh with ANYTHING!?
just write something that will make me laugh, the finniest thing gets 10 easy points, you could do a riddle, a joke, something embaressing ( i like those the best) any ways thanks :}Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
An Italian Man Visits New York
[read with an Italian accent]
One day I'm'a gonna New York to big'a hotel!. In'a morning I go to eat'a breakfast!.
I tell'a waitress I wanna two p*sses toast!. She bring me one p*ss!. I say you no understand!. I wanna to p*ss on'a my plate!.
She say you better not p*ss on'a plate, you son'a ma b*tch!. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma b*tch!.
Later I go to eat at the big'a restaurant!. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock!. I tell'a her I wanna fock!. She tell'a me everyone wanna fock!. I tell'a her you no understand!. I wanna fock on the table!. She say better not fock on the table, you son'a ma b*tch!. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma b*tch!.
So I go to room'a in'a hotel and there is no sheits on'a my bed!. I call'a the manager and tell'a him I wanna sheit!. He tell'a me to go to the toilet!. I say you no understand!. I wanna sheit on'a my bed!.
He say you better not sheit on'a bed, you son'a ma b*tch!. I dont even know the man and he call'a me sonna ma b*tch!.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say "Peace on you"!. I say p*ss on you too, you son'a ma b*tch!. I gonna go back to Italy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
[read with an Italian accent]
One day I'm'a gonna New York to big'a hotel!. In'a morning I go to eat'a breakfast!.
I tell'a waitress I wanna two p*sses toast!. She bring me one p*ss!. I say you no understand!. I wanna to p*ss on'a my plate!.
She say you better not p*ss on'a plate, you son'a ma b*tch!. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma b*tch!.
Later I go to eat at the big'a restaurant!. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock!. I tell'a her I wanna fock!. She tell'a me everyone wanna fock!. I tell'a her you no understand!. I wanna fock on the table!. She say better not fock on the table, you son'a ma b*tch!. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma b*tch!.
So I go to room'a in'a hotel and there is no sheits on'a my bed!. I call'a the manager and tell'a him I wanna sheit!. He tell'a me to go to the toilet!. I say you no understand!. I wanna sheit on'a my bed!.
He say you better not sheit on'a bed, you son'a ma b*tch!. I dont even know the man and he call'a me sonna ma b*tch!.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say "Peace on you"!. I say p*ss on you too, you son'a ma b*tch!. I gonna go back to Italy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok I've just made this up just to remind everyone that this is only a joke: Have you ever realized that human skin are like breads!? wheat are like people with dark skin, white are for people with light skin and baggettes are like people with tan skin!. If you put the bread in the toaster white is like the bread that hasn't been in the oven long enough and asians are like the bread that's golden brown and black is like the bread that was burned in the toaster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
little johnny asks his dad is god a man or a women he says both, then he asks is god black or white n again he says both, then he asks oh is god michael jackson!?
what do u call a bee that gives milk!?
a boo bee
there's 3 pregnant women the 1st women says i did it on my back so i'm gonna have a baby boy, then the 2nd women says i did it on my side so i'm gonna have a baby girl then they see the blonde crying n they ask what's the matter n she says i'm gonna have puppies (becuase she did it doggy style)
and time for a very funny one
there's a man on vacation in florida and he lives up in the cold north and his wife is gonna be coming down the next day so before he goes to bed he sends an email to his wife n then goes to bed, but he sent it to the wrong email n the person he sent it to her husband just recently died!. so he women reads it screams n dies, then her family comes in the room and sees her laying on the floor n look at her computer n they see the email n it says, to my dearest wife everything is here n ready for u to come, p!.s!. it's hot down here lmfao ahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do u call a bee that gives milk!?
a boo bee
there's 3 pregnant women the 1st women says i did it on my back so i'm gonna have a baby boy, then the 2nd women says i did it on my side so i'm gonna have a baby girl then they see the blonde crying n they ask what's the matter n she says i'm gonna have puppies (becuase she did it doggy style)
and time for a very funny one
there's a man on vacation in florida and he lives up in the cold north and his wife is gonna be coming down the next day so before he goes to bed he sends an email to his wife n then goes to bed, but he sent it to the wrong email n the person he sent it to her husband just recently died!. so he women reads it screams n dies, then her family comes in the room and sees her laying on the floor n look at her computer n they see the email n it says, to my dearest wife everything is here n ready for u to come, p!.s!. it's hot down here lmfao ahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rummaged through the desk!.
He replied, "Who said that!?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot!. He asked the parrot what its name was!. The parrot replied, "Cornelius!."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that!?! Who names a parrot that!?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rummaged through the desk!.
He replied, "Who said that!?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot!. He asked the parrot what its name was!. The parrot replied, "Cornelius!."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that!?! Who names a parrot that!?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
This guy walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk
the sober guy asks for German beer!.!.!.the bartender quickly gives him a beer, the man smells it and says "This is not German beer!.!.this beer is from Mexico"!. The bartender gives him another beer!.!.!.the guy smells it and says this beer is not made in Germany!.!.!.this beer is from Canada!.!.
The drunks man sticks his finger up his ***!.!.turns around to the sober dude and says I've been lost for days!.!.can you smell my finger and tell me where I live!?
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the sober guy asks for German beer!.!.!.the bartender quickly gives him a beer, the man smells it and says "This is not German beer!.!.this beer is from Mexico"!. The bartender gives him another beer!.!.!.the guy smells it and says this beer is not made in Germany!.!.!.this beer is from Canada!.!.
The drunks man sticks his finger up his ***!.!.turns around to the sober dude and says I've been lost for days!.!.can you smell my finger and tell me where I live!?
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embarrassing moment!? hmm once it was raining at school and the bottom of my pants were gettin all wet cuz they were too long and kept going under the back of my shoes, i took a step and they went to far under my heels and my pants fell down in front of the school in the rain, yea i was wearing spiderman undies at the time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
exercise with Jack http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=TKCGe2Ezr!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
is this funny
the muffin joke:
two muffins were in an oven cooking
when one muffin turns to the other and says:
It's hot in here!!
the other replies:
FLYING SNOT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the muffin joke:
two muffins were in an oven cooking
when one muffin turns to the other and says:
It's hot in here!!
the other replies:
FLYING SNOT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Big Bananaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres a short and funny one!
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a-salt-ed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a-salt-ed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers!?!?
Kids won't eat broccoli!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kids won't eat broccoli!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com