Joke> Have you heard about the children's view of the ocean?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the children's view of the ocean!?
1) - This is a picture of an octopus!. It has eight testicles!. (Kelly,
age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls!. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island!. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent!. (Wayne, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson!. She's not my friend any more!. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an a$$hole on the top of its head!.
(Billy, age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs!. ( Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean!. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come!. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans!. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean!. I like mermaids!. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant!? Like, really!? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean!. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write!. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous!. Jellyfish can sting!. Electric eels can give you a shock!. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers!. (Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small!. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water!. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other!. (Becky, age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing!. She fell off when she was going very fast!. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat a$$!. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish!. Why the fish don't drown I don't know!. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean!. He knows all about the ocean!. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom!. (James, age 7)
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2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls!. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island!. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent!. (Wayne, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson!. She's not my friend any more!. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an a$$hole on the top of its head!.
(Billy, age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs!. ( Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean!. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come!. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans!. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean!. I like mermaids!. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant!? Like, really!? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean!. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write!. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous!. Jellyfish can sting!. Electric eels can give you a shock!. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers!. (Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small!. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water!. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other!. (Becky, age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing!. She fell off when she was going very fast!. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat a$$!. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish!. Why the fish don't drown I don't know!. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean!. He knows all about the ocean!. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom!. (James, age 7)
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Answers:
those were all very funny kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Out of the mouths of babes! How hilarious because children do actually say what is on their minds, whether it's right or wrong!. God bless their hearts as I sit here laughing out loud for real!Www@Enter-QA@Com
im that old i had forgotten how silly i was!.!.!.!.of course there has been little improvement!.!.!.!.its just that im more aware of it now,,,,,seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny lol !!! :) :) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
heehehehe lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was cuteeeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those were hilarious! Thanx for cheering me up!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant
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Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those kids do say the darndest things!.!.:) good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kids say the darnedest things! This was cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!. Mind if I "borrow" these to post in an e-mail to some friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are new to me and i think that they are funny too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny, where do you get things like this from!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-D kids are soooooooooo cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it :)
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Hahhaahhaha Some real 'pearls' here, Kitty!. Thanks!. Love them all, especially the last one!. LOL I can see the father actually wondering about that one too!. Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com