Another classic!! Santa will you please stay?!


Question: Another classic!! Santa will you please stay!?
On December 24th at eleven o' clock p!.m!., a girl with a bathrobe on and a bikini underneath it comes downstairs to find Santa delivering presents to her and her family!. Santa looks at her!.

The Girl:
"Santa, will you please stay!?"

Santa:
"Ho, ho, ho!. Gotta go, gotta go!. Gotta deliver all the presents before it snows!."

The girl takes off her bathrobe!.

The Girl:
"Oh, Santa will you please stay!?"

Santa:
"Ho, ho, ho!. Gotta go, gotta go!. Gotta deliver all the presents before it snows!."

The girl takes off the top part of the bikini!.

The Girl:
"Santa, please!?"

Santa:
"Ho, ho, ho!. Gotta go, gotta go!. Gotta deliver all the presents before it snows!."

The girl takes off the bottom part of the bikini!.

The Girl:
Oh, Santa, please!?"

Santa:
Hey, hey, hey!. Gotta stay, gotta stay!. Can't get up the chimney with this pricker in the way!"


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Answers:
LoL!!! Really funny!!!!!!! Can't stop laughing!!! :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ew!. Santa is what 400 hundred years old and she is what a child because only children believe in Santa!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahaha
bad santa!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.!.!.!.even i would do what santa didWww@Enter-QA@Com

WeirdWww@Enter-QA@Com

Good One*Www@Enter-QA@Com

Omg this is sooooo funny!.!.!.!.!. I loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol wowWww@Enter-QA@Com

loove itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Omg, that's freaking hilarious,lol!! thanks for making my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao i had never heard that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

roflmao
never heard it as well
does pricker mean he's stiff!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehe!.!. classic!.!. love it still!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!. try this

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son!?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,


"Where is God!?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.


guess what!.!.!.!.


GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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