JOKE:: Are they twins........?!
Question: JOKE:: Are they twins!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Part time retirement job:
As many of you know I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my day job!.
Unfortunately as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive!. So after landing my new job as a walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day!.
About 2 hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into the store with her 2 kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly ''Good morning, and welcome to walmart!. Nice children you have there, are they twins!?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say ''Hell no, the ain't twins!. The oldest ones 9 and the othe ones 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind or just stupid!?"
So I replied ''Im neither blind nor stupid ma'am!. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice, have a good day and thank you for shopping at walmart'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut for this line of work
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As many of you know I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my day job!.
Unfortunately as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive!. So after landing my new job as a walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day!.
About 2 hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into the store with her 2 kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly ''Good morning, and welcome to walmart!. Nice children you have there, are they twins!?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say ''Hell no, the ain't twins!. The oldest ones 9 and the othe ones 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind or just stupid!?"
So I replied ''Im neither blind nor stupid ma'am!. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice, have a good day and thank you for shopping at walmart'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut for this line of work
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Answers:
I just blew mountain dew all over my keyboardWww@Enter-QA@Com
awes0me!!!!!!!
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Supervisor should of seen the woman! What a hag! LOL This was great!. No one laid with her twice, she had to use the sperm bank! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very very funny! Definitely worthy of a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
jeeeeez that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, fantastic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
But you were so diplomatic! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Walmart sucks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
she deserved that kind of answer! walmart should have more of you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was so goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha, I love this one, it's brilliant, thanks!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes very funny lol i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
if that really happened, i wish i was there cause i would have laughed my butt off!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL hahahaha HA!. That joke just made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com