JOKE:: Are they twins........?!


Question: JOKE:: Are they twins!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Part time retirement job:

As many of you know I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my day job!.

Unfortunately as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive!. So after landing my new job as a walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day!.

About 2 hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into the store with her 2 kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly ''Good morning, and welcome to walmart!. Nice children you have there, are they twins!?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say ''Hell no, the ain't twins!. The oldest ones 9 and the othe ones 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind or just stupid!?"

So I replied ''Im neither blind nor stupid ma'am!. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice, have a good day and thank you for shopping at walmart'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut for this line of work
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Answers:
I just blew mountain dew all over my keyboardWww@Enter-QA@Com

awes0me!!!!!!!

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Supervisor should of seen the woman! What a hag! LOL This was great!. No one laid with her twice, she had to use the sperm bank! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very very funny! Definitely worthy of a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

jeeeeez that was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao, fantastic!Www@Enter-QA@Com

But you were so diplomatic! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Walmart sucks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

she deserved that kind of answer! walmart should have more of you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL that was so goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

Love it!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha ha, I love this one, it's brilliant, thanks!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes very funny lol i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com

if that really happened, i wish i was there cause i would have laughed my butt off!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL hahahaha HA!. That joke just made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com



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