Whats the funniest joke youve ever heard?!
Question: Whats the funniest joke youve ever heard!?
Answers:
Q: How did dairy queen get pregnant!?
A: Burger king forgot to wrap his whopper!
Sorry, it's old but I can't get over it!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Burger king forgot to wrap his whopper!
Sorry, it's old but I can't get over it!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours
and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!.
One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."
The other man replies,
"Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says,
"Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says,
"I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."
So the man humbly
returns to his friend!.
"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.
The drunk responded,
"She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."
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good one!.!. try this!.!.!.
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cab driver picks up a nun!. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her!. She asks him why he is staring and hereplies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you!."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me!. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything!. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive!."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me!." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic!."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley!."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy!. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying!. "My dear child!." said the nun, "Why are you crying!?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned!. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist!."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me!. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything!. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive!."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me!." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic!."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley!."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy!. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying!. "My dear child!." said the nun, "Why are you crying!?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned!. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist!."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Whos there
I eat Mop
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Whos there
I eat Mop
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its tooooo long to rember! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com