What about these blondes?!


Question: What about these blondes!?
BLONDE LOGIC

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away!.!.!. Florida or the moon!?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida !?!?!?!?!?'


SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license!. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together!. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk!. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank!. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side!?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side!.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it!. 'Impossible!' says the doctor!. 'Show me!.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more!. She pushed her knee and screamed; Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed!. Everywhere she touched made her scream!. The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you!? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde!.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said!. 'Your finger is broken!.'

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway!. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day!. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what!? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads!. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian!. To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know!. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night!. It was her turn!. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature!. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it!?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off!?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were!. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex!. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that!?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO!.!.!.!.!.!.,' answered the blond!. 'They're watch dogs!'
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Answers:
good one!.!. try this!.!.!.

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby!.
Unfortunately the baby was born without ears!.
When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child!.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears!.
He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home!.
Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely!.
When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby"!.
The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny"!.
Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes"
"Can he see o!.k"!?
"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision"!.
"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
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If you can make me laugh at 6:00 am, then they gotta be good!.
I especially liked the blondes/river joke - which will be retold
with local adaptations at the pub tonight!.

Thanks for a cheery start to the day!.
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Huahahahaha!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha
very funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFLMAO
that was funny:DWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.!.!.very good ones
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lol im glad im not a blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Whats a blonde!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Classic!. I'm gonna give you another one:

CONSTRUCTION SITE

An Italian, a Mexican and a Blonde were having lunch on a construction site!. The Italian opened his lunch and went, 'Oh No! Pizza again! If I have pizza tomorrow, I'll jump off here before I eat it!.'
The Mexican and the Blonde said the same, but they had tacos and PB & J sandwiches!.

The next day came around, and the Italian had pizza, the Mexican tacos, and the Blonde PB & J sandwiches!. So they all went up to the top floor of the construction site and jumped off, killing themselves!.

At the funeral for the three people, the Italian's wife, the Mexican's wife & the Blonde's husband ran into each other outside the church!. The said:

Italian's wife: If only he'd told me he didn't want pizza!.
Mexican's wife: If only he'd told me he didn't want tacos!.
Blonde's husband: Don't look at me, she made her own lunch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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