Joke : Golfer & Caddy ..is this worthy of a star ?!

Golfer: "Well Caddy, How do you like my game!?"
Caddy: "Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf!."

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, Sir!."

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course,"
Caddy: "Try heaven," advised the caddie!. "You've already moved most of the earth!."

Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I've ever played on!"
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago!"

Golfer: "Caddy, Do you think my game is improving!?
Caddy: "Oh yes, Sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to!."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy!. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, Sir, it's a compass!"

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday!?
Caddy: "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game!."
Caddy: "It's not supposed to be!."

Judge: "Do you understand the nature of an oath!?
Caddy: "Boy: Do I!? I'm your caddie, remember!"

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddie!. It looks far too old!."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir!."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron!?"
Caddy: "Eventually!."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" he screamed!."
Caddy: "I doubt it," replied the caddy!. "That would-be too much of a coincidence"

Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake!."
Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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