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Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem!.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom!. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints!.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back!.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done!. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man!.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night!.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required!.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it!.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror!.
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According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem!.
A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom!. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints!.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back!.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done!. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man!.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night!.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required!.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it!.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror!.
There are teachers, and then there are educatorsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is a google joke of the day app!. they are funny!. and i think you can click more and see all of them and not have to just see the featured ones!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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