Joke : The Test. . . is this worth a star ?!
Question: Joke : The Test!. !. !. is this worth a star !?
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven!. At the gates, St!.Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven!."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God!."
St!. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God!. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman!?"
God said, "Ah, yes!."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1!. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion!.
2!. It chatters constantly at high speeds!.
3!. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much!.
4!. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust!. And finally,
5!. The maintenance costs are outrageous!."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on!."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results!. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it!.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God!."
St!. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God!. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman!?"
God said, "Ah, yes!."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1!. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion!.
2!. It chatters constantly at high speeds!.
3!. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much!.
4!. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust!. And finally,
5!. The maintenance costs are outrageous!."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on!."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results!. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it!.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG, this was so funny!. I'll have to remember this one!. Very cool!
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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AWESOME JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya definitely heading towards a comedy room dude,i like how it was written!.!.very well done indeed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha
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you are definately getting a star =]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was soo funni
you are definately getting a star =]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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But which is the most reliable and trustworthy and least expensive long term!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like where your head is at!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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10000000000000000000 Stars for You but i could give only oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it definitely is worth a star lol!. 1 for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest so farWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!! i love this one!!! i laugh every time i hear this!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, very funny!.!.!.a star for you!. >!.^Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!!
data base will never lie~~!!!!!! lolzz
teriffic tht was a classic~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
data base will never lie~~!!!!!! lolzz
teriffic tht was a classic~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is funny
i give 2 stars =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
i give 2 stars =DWww@Enter-QA@Com