Another joke mostly for the ladies?!
Question: Another joke mostly for the ladies!?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one!.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt!.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt!. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days!."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle!.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break!. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman!.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt!.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,"So you're a
man; that's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt!. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days!."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle!.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break!. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman!.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL classic!.!.!.sneaky *****, seeee women are crafty :oP!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT! That put such a big smile on my face! Thank you so much! Your a genius lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant LOL!. Still going!.
Getting a bottle of wine tonight to keep in the car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Getting a bottle of wine tonight to keep in the car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha very gudWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one! Put a smile on my face after 6 weeks of real stress!. Thank you for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG
Where did u get this joke frm!?!?
it is soooooooo funny
u made me fall of me settee nearly brake me laptop
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was soooooooo funny again
thnx 4 making me laugh
ha ha ha aha
giv ur self a pat on da back 8-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where did u get this joke frm!?!?
it is soooooooo funny
u made me fall of me settee nearly brake me laptop
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was soooooooo funny again
thnx 4 making me laugh
ha ha ha aha
giv ur self a pat on da back 8-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilarious!. She's gonna get so much money!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!
Brilliant :)
Put a giant grin on my face ^^
Have a star !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant :)
Put a giant grin on my face ^^
Have a star !Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is 2 funny for words!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that's a great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
aw, poor bloke! he'll get arrested for drink driving init!? awwww sad!. lol funny though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i always said women have more nonce, fab jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was so messed upWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. never trust a woman!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved it LOL!. Best laugh of the day so far!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a ***** lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Too many co-incidences!. Contrived!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
too longWww@Enter-QA@Com