Italian couple at the mall?!

An Italian couple got separated while shopping at the mall!. With about ten minutes left before closing all the stores, the wife went into several stores saying, "Did you see my a-Tony!? Brown hat, brown hair, brown shirt, brown pants, brown shoes!?" Everyone said 'no' except the bartender at the mall pub!. He looked at his watch and said, "Yes, he left here about five minutes ago!. He came in, had a shot, got up and left--lickety split"!.
The woman said, "Nope, not my a-Tony!. He squeeza de boob and pincha de butt, but never licka de split"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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