Now now a dirty one. don't read if you will report...?!
Question: Now now a dirty one!. don't read if you will report!.!.!.!?
There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other!. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university!. He wanted to major in medicine!. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps!.
"How was the exam!?" asked his father!.
"They asked quite a lot of 'Fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff!. I got a score of 75%!. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy replied!.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said!. So off to the university he went!. A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps!.
"How was the exam!?" asked his son!.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one!."
"Gee, Dad!. Which question was that!?"
"The question was!.!.!.", started the father, "What do you do when you come across a lady which has fainted!. You feel her PU_S_ !?"
"That's easy", the son replied!. "The answer is pulse!."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"How was the exam!?" asked his father!.
"They asked quite a lot of 'Fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff!. I got a score of 75%!. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," the boy replied!.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said!. So off to the university he went!. A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps!.
"How was the exam!?" asked his son!.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one!."
"Gee, Dad!. Which question was that!?"
"The question was!.!.!.", started the father, "What do you do when you come across a lady which has fainted!. You feel her PU_S_ !?"
"That's easy", the son replied!. "The answer is pulse!."
"Oh, hell," said the father," I got that one wrong as well!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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WOW! Holy Molly!.!.!. that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!!.
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Good!.Must remember to spring it when our close group meets next!.
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