Now now i don't know if this joke was posted earlier...?!
Question: Now now i don't know if this joke was posted earlier!.!.!.!?
A burglar breaks into a house!. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables!. Some nice things catch his eye, as he reaches for them, he hears, "Jesus is watching you!."
Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker!. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you!."
This time, he sees a parrot!. "Who are you!?" the burglar asks
"Moses," the bird replied!.
"Who the heck would name a bird Moses!?" the man laughed!.
"I dunno," Moses answered," I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker!. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you!."
This time, he sees a parrot!. "Who are you!?" the burglar asks
"Moses," the bird replied!.
"Who the heck would name a bird Moses!?" the man laughed!.
"I dunno," Moses answered," I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
WOOF WOOF Jesus is coming to get you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is definatley an old one, but it still cracks me up !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love the old jokes cheers Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao lolololololololololol
big star for u that's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
big star for u that's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg thts really gd lol thats a new one for me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that is funny ive never heard that! lmfao, (knee slapper)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats pretty good, whered ya hear that one!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like that a lot!. Hope you don't mind if i share it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com