Okay, I need good clean riddles and jokes... the more, the better!?!


Question: Okay, I need good clean riddles and jokes!.!.!. the more, the better!!?
WINNER GETS 12 or 13 pts, and plz, MAKE THE JOKES CLEAN!.!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A LESSON ABOUT BLOOD FLOW AND CIRCULATION

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood!. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face!."

"Yes, sir," the boys said!.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet!?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because your feet ain't empty!."

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Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida!.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home!.

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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment!?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing!.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment!?" Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him!.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment!?"

And the clerk just seems to ignore him!. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off!.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "why wouldn`t you answer that guy's question!?"

The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up!?!!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Bus stops and two men get on!. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation!. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

Emma come first, Den I come!.
Den two asses come togeder!.
I come once-a-mora!.
Two asses, they come togeder again!.
I come again and pee twice!.
Then I come one lasta time!.

"You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi' "
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A man walks into a casino and there is a dog playing Poker with four men!.He said that's a clever dog!. One of the men says he's not that clever every time he has a good hand he wags his tail!.

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