Im SO bored and i need a good laff?!
Question: Im SO bored and i need a good laff!?
so do you have any funny : yo momma-dumb blonde-perverted jokes that just might entertain me!?!?
im so bored
and so you wont be alone
i will tell you one of each--
yo momma so skinny she can turn to the side and turn invisible!.!.
or
do you know how to kill a dumb blonde!?!? put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!.
and!.!.!.!.
what is the TRUE definition of trust!?!? 2 canniballs giving eachother a bj!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im so bored
and so you wont be alone
i will tell you one of each--
yo momma so skinny she can turn to the side and turn invisible!.!.
or
do you know how to kill a dumb blonde!?!? put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!.
and!.!.!.!.
what is the TRUE definition of trust!?!? 2 canniballs giving eachother a bj!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yo mama so ugly that all the mirrors in her house had to take out life insurance
hope it was funny
lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
hope it was funny
lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
JIGSAW PUZZLE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!.
" Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!.
" Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was this really bored lady!. so she went to the local sex shop!. she was saying that she was bored and she needed something to do!. the cashier said that they got some new shipments of purple dildo's that'll go where ever you tell it to!. so she bought one of those and went home to have some fun!. but it wouldn't stop, the purple dildo just kept going and she was getting scared so she called the police!. when the police got there he asked what was wrong and she said that she has a purple dildo that wont leave her alone!.
and then the police man said purple dildo!? my a$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
and then the police man said purple dildo!? my a$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should!?
Stick his bill up his ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stick his bill up his ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your momma's so fat/dumb she took a spoon to the superbowel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
y cant mexicans play UNO
b/c then they would take all the greenn card =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
b/c then they would take all the greenn card =DWww@Enter-QA@Com