Old age smoking jokery?!
Question: Old age smoking jokery!?
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain!. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking!.
Arlene: What in the hell is that!?
Jane: A condom!. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet!.
Arlene: Where did you get it!?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy!.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms!.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers!.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!.'
The pharmacist fainted!.
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Arlene: What in the hell is that!?
Jane: A condom!. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet!.
Arlene: Where did you get it!?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy!.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms!.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers!.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel!.'
The pharmacist fainted!.
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Answers:
that is grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
whahaha, very nice!
Camel used to have very funny commercials by the way, too bad that's not allowed anymore (yes I know much better for our health and all that but they were really funny)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Camel used to have very funny commercials by the way, too bad that's not allowed anymore (yes I know much better for our health and all that but they were really funny)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I heard a different version of this, where he asks "what size would you like!?" and same answer!.!.!. ahaha makes me laugh every time :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Interesting perception on life!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol its really hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.
thats so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! reminded me of my grandma!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol heard that one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Lmfao roflmfao@uWww@Enter-QA@Com