Joke> Have you heard about the ice cream and Paul Newman?!
Question: Joke> Have you heard about the ice cream and Paul Newman!?
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited!.
One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk!. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone!.
She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor
There was only one other patron in the store:
Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee!.
The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes!.
The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled demurely!.
Pull yourself together! She chides herself!. You're a happily married woman with three children, you're forty-five years old, not a teenager!
The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other!. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction!.
When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty!.
Where's my ice cream cone!? Did I leave it in the store!? Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand!. Wrong!
She looked over at Paul Newmann!. His face broke out in a smile and he kindly said to her;
"You put it in your purse!"
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I always prefer hammering the temptations on their head by yielding to each one of them! A misquote!
Paul Newman is my fav!. too!
How unfortunate she had no trouser pocket to put the ice cream in! That would be a funnier sight!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Paul Newman is my fav!. too!
How unfortunate she had no trouser pocket to put the ice cream in! That would be a funnier sight!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha Nice, very cute!. Star worthy!. Have a star, KittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL Sounds like you spoke from personal experience, Miss KittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very cute joke!. Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Good Job Kitty Keep 'em comin!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was better than watching the Colts win!.!.!.well almost!.!.!.:) Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol i like it Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That is exactly what I would have done!.!.!.lol rofl
You do get the good ones! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You do get the good ones! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. ice cream in her purse!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
that would be him!. that was a cute jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats great!.!.!.its new but its made up my day!.!.lol thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com