I need GOOD obama/ hillary clinton/ bill clinton jokes!!!!?!


Question: I need GOOD obama/ hillary clinton/ bill clinton jokes!!!!!?
well, whatever you can think of really


and political joke will do!!



put more than one if u can think of any!!


but if i REALLY LMAO i will give you ten points!!



woo!

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Answers:
Let me serve you some laughter LOL! Hope you like it
Hillary goes to heaven
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven!. St!. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person!. And, I'm swamped right now, so have a seat and I'll get back with you as soon as I can!."

So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings!. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see!. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks!. She can't help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes!.

When St!. Peter returns she asks "What's the deal with the clocks!?"

St!. Peter replies "There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth!."

Hillary asks, "Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes!?"

St!. Peter replies, "That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery!."

Hillary asks, "Well, is my husband's clock on the wall!?"

St!. Peter replies, "Of course not!. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan!."

2 Helping the United States of America
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House!. Clinton saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country!?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George!.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom!. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country!?" Clinton asked!.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom!.

Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows!. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost!. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country!?" Clinton asked!.

"Go to the theatre!."

3 Let's vote on this now
Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak!. They have only one life preserver jacket!.

Bill says: "Let's do the Democratic thing!. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver!." They each write a name on a piece of paper and stuff it in a coffee can!. Bush and Reagan get one vote each; Clinton gets six

4 President Clinton meets some voters
President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time!.

"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few years!."

Clinton laughs: "You can't prove any of it!"

5 A new dog at the White House
Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning!.

He walks it past the guard's post, and the marine says "Mr!. President, is that a new dog!?"

Clinton smiles, and replies, "Why yes, I got it for my wife!."

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hillary wanted to test the intelligence of both obama and bill!. she made questions for them and he who cannot answer her question should pay her $5!.
she started with bill,
luckily, bill knew the answer!.
asked question this time to obama, he quietly took $5 in his pocket and handed it to hillary!.
bill was able to answer the second question while obama again took $5 in his pocket and gave it to hillary!.

obama got pissed off!. he asked hillary if they try it the other way around!.
'how about me ask you both a question, if you cannot answer you have to pay me ten thousand bucks each!?'

both clintons agreed and asked for the question!.

abama asked 'what goes up and never comes down!?'

the clintons searched the net, tried contacting all possible person who could give them a clue but to no avail!. they then quit, handed him twenty tounsand bucks and asked for the answer!.

he took $10 from his pocket and gave each 5!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics!?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism!. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government!. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people!. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class!. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future!. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said!.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him!. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper!. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep!. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room!. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny!. He gives up and goes back to bed!. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now!."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo!."

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In support of the upcoming presidential election we are asking that all the Obama supporters drive with their lights on during the day time!. We are asking all the McCain supporters to drive with their lights off at night!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok ok ok I just thought of one LMAO
Why did Obama cross the road!?!?!?!?

to get to the watermelon HAHa

I know just wanted my 2 points lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

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