I need a sex joke please people?!
Question: I need a sex joke please people!?
my new how can i put this my latest bedtime friend!!! keeps sending me sexy jokes and i need some to send him back anyone got any!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A banana and a dildo where sitting on the bedside!. The banana said to the dildo "it's alright for you' after she's finished with me I'm going to get eaten"
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president ask the congress woman, "would you sleep with me for a million bucks!?"!. She ponders this and says "essentially yes but we will have to discuss terms and conditions"!. President replies "How about $150!?"!. Outraged she looks at him "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!?", he simply replies, "we have established that!. Its just the price to negotiate"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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president ask the congress woman, "would you sleep with me for a million bucks!?"!. She ponders this and says "essentially yes but we will have to discuss terms and conditions"!. President replies "How about $150!?"!. Outraged she looks at him "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!?", he simply replies, "we have established that!. Its just the price to negotiate"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with huge breasts and offers her ￡100 if she lets him bite them!.
“No, are you crazy!?” she says!.
“What about for ￡1000!?” he asks!.
“Listen you freak" she says!. “I’m not that kind of woman!.”
“You wouldn’t even do it for ￡10,000!?” the man asks!.
“You’ll pay me ￡10,000 to bite my breasts!?” she asks!. “OK fine, lets go over to that alley!.”
Once there she takes off her blouse and bra and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them!. This goes on for some time until she huffs “So, are you gonna bite them or what!?”
“Nah,” he shrugs!. “Too expensiveWww@Enter-QA@Com
“No, are you crazy!?” she says!.
“What about for ￡1000!?” he asks!.
“Listen you freak" she says!. “I’m not that kind of woman!.”
“You wouldn’t even do it for ￡10,000!?” the man asks!.
“You’ll pay me ￡10,000 to bite my breasts!?” she asks!. “OK fine, lets go over to that alley!.”
Once there she takes off her blouse and bra and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them!. This goes on for some time until she huffs “So, are you gonna bite them or what!?”
“Nah,” he shrugs!. “Too expensiveWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guy walks into a urinals and starts taking a pee!.!.!.
another really short guy comes and stands next to him!.!.!.but as he starts to pee the first guy sees he is REALLY well endowed!.!.!.
he says to the small guy " how can I get one as big as yours!?"
the short guy says "well!.!.!. I'm a leprechaun - I could grant you a wish"
"Great" Says the tall guy!.!.!. " I wish to have one as big as yours"
The short guy replies "no, it doesn't work like that, you have to do something for me first!.!.!. tell you what!.!.!.if you suck mine, I'll give you a really big one"
The tall guy thinks about it for a bit!.!.!. a little uneasy as he's never done this before!.!.!. but then thinks one small favour in exchange for being really well endowed for life seems worth it!.!.!. so he agrees!.!.!.
Afterwards, he says to the short guy "OK, we're done with that, so grant my wish!.!.!. I wish to be really well endowed"
The short guy replies "now son, you're a little too old to believe in leprechauns aren't you!?!?!?"
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May not fit in a text!.!.!.but I'm sure you're "bedtime friend" will like it!.!.!.
hope that helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
another really short guy comes and stands next to him!.!.!.but as he starts to pee the first guy sees he is REALLY well endowed!.!.!.
he says to the small guy " how can I get one as big as yours!?"
the short guy says "well!.!.!. I'm a leprechaun - I could grant you a wish"
"Great" Says the tall guy!.!.!. " I wish to have one as big as yours"
The short guy replies "no, it doesn't work like that, you have to do something for me first!.!.!. tell you what!.!.!.if you suck mine, I'll give you a really big one"
The tall guy thinks about it for a bit!.!.!. a little uneasy as he's never done this before!.!.!. but then thinks one small favour in exchange for being really well endowed for life seems worth it!.!.!. so he agrees!.!.!.
Afterwards, he says to the short guy "OK, we're done with that, so grant my wish!.!.!. I wish to be really well endowed"
The short guy replies "now son, you're a little too old to believe in leprechauns aren't you!?!?!?"
______________________________________!.!.!.
May not fit in a text!.!.!.but I'm sure you're "bedtime friend" will like it!.!.!.
hope that helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try this one!.!.!.about Terry Wogan
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or this one, about little Johnny!.!.
http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.
or this one, about little Johnny!.!.
http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a black guy and girl are getting all hot and steamy at the girl's house!. She finally leans back on the sofa and says "Cmon sugar do what you really do best"
So he grabs the TV and jumps out the window!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So he grabs the TV and jumps out the window!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
try these
http://www!.a-jokes!.com/sex!.htm
http://www!.lotsofjokes!.com/crude_sex_jok!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.a-jokes!.com/sex!.htm
http://www!.lotsofjokes!.com/crude_sex_jok!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sex is no joke, i cannot remember ever bursting out in laughter while playing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A conceited couple are making love!. The woman asks, "I'm tight, aren't I!?"
He replies, "No, just full!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
He replies, "No, just full!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man and a woman are driving along in their car when they hit something in the road they stop and the woman gets out to take a look she comes back to the car wiv a dead skunk the man ses your not bringing that thing in here the woman ses its ok il put it between my legs and the man replies wot about the smellWww@Enter-QA@Com