Joke> Would you go this far to sell bug repellent?!
Question: Joke> Would you go this far to sell bug repellent!?
A salesman was traveling through the country side, floggin insect repellient !. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer,:Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again!. I guarantee it!."The farmer was dubious , "Young man, I'll make you a proposition!. I'll tie you out in my cornfield naked, covered with that bug spray!. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you!."The salesman was delighted!. They went to the field and he stripped !. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake!. Back to the house went the farmer!.THe next morning the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield!. Sure enough the salesman was there hanging in his bonds not a single bite on him!. Yet he was a total wreck!.Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him!. THe farmer was perplexed!. "son," he said, "Now ,you dont have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened!?"The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "Jeezus Christ, Mister Doesnt't that calf have a mother!?
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Answers:
LOL Kitty! I got it as I am much older and wiser!. Been around the block a few times!! he he he
I'll buy the bug spray though!. Have you ever seen how big the mosquitoes are in New Jersey!? However, I won't be tied to a stake, because a bull might come by !!!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll buy the bug spray though!. Have you ever seen how big the mosquitoes are in New Jersey!? However, I won't be tied to a stake, because a bull might come by !!!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!
I don't know why people don't get this!?
To ye non understanding, what do cows have!? And what is their purpose to a calf!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know why people don't get this!?
To ye non understanding, what do cows have!? And what is their purpose to a calf!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll be damned!.!.!.!.!.this is really FUNNNNYYYYY!!!!
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OOOOHHHH I GET IT NOW! roflmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor guy! lol! I have never heard, "hangingin his bonds" before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao funny, i got it when i first read it, unlike sum people lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
another good one !Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, thats awful--poor man!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny,,I knew what the joke was when I first read it!. LOL Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!. i got the joke!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.I think I get it!.!.!.0!.oWww@Enter-QA@Com
!?!?!? i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the calf partWww@Enter-QA@Com
this was a good one just sent it to my co workers
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I don't get the joke!.!.!.its not funny!.!.!.its weird!=SWww@Enter-QA@Com