Good,bad and the ugly-joke~~***star if u liked it***~~?!
Question: Good,bad and the ugly-joke~~***star if u liked it***~~!?
It could have been worse!. That’s pretty much my motto when stuff gets bad!. Just when I think things can’t possibly go more wrong, they do!. Remember that!.
Good: Your wife is pregnant!.
Bad: It’s triplets!.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago!.
Good: Your wife’s not talking to you!.
Bad: She wants a divorce!.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer!.
Good: Your son is finally maturing!.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door!.
Ugly: So are you!.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room!.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there!.
Ugly: You’re in them!.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids!.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills!.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them!.
Good: Your husband understands fashion!.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser!.
Ugly: He looks better than you!.
Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter!.
Bad: She keeps interrupting!.
Ugly: With corrections!.
Good: The postman’s early!.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun!.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas!.
Good: Your son is dating someone new!.
Bad: It’s another man!.
Ugly: He’s your best friend!.
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker!.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients!.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!.
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Good: Your wife is pregnant!.
Bad: It’s triplets!.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago!.
Good: Your wife’s not talking to you!.
Bad: She wants a divorce!.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer!.
Good: Your son is finally maturing!.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door!.
Ugly: So are you!.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room!.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there!.
Ugly: You’re in them!.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids!.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills!.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them!.
Good: Your husband understands fashion!.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser!.
Ugly: He looks better than you!.
Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter!.
Bad: She keeps interrupting!.
Ugly: With corrections!.
Good: The postman’s early!.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun!.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas!.
Good: Your son is dating someone new!.
Bad: It’s another man!.
Ugly: He’s your best friend!.
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker!.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients!.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!.
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MY FAVORITE:
Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter!.
Bad: She keeps interrupting!.
Ugly: With corrections!.
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Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter!.
Bad: She keeps interrupting!.
Ugly: With corrections!.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahaha now that stuff's UGLAY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha
love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star for you! The cross dressing hubby and the daughter's new job ones made me smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they're really funny!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I didnt think they were funny sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha haha~~~!!!!!!
ugly sounds interesting then be that way~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
ugly sounds interesting then be that way~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
niiiiiiiice!
I cracked a smile on them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I cracked a smile on them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!*STAR* 4 U!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol i havent heard em before i loved it!! star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com