Anyone remember 1960?!
Question: Anyone remember 1960!?
Summer 0f 1960
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Harold had a date with Peggy Sue!. He arrived at her house and rang the bell!.
'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Harold in!. 'Have a seat in the living room!. Would you like something to drink!? Lemonade!? Iced tea!?'
'Iced tea, please,' Harold said!. Mom brought the iced tea!.
'So, what are you and Peggy Sue planning to do tonight!?' she asked!.
Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach!.!.!.'
'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him!.
'Really!?' Harold asked shocked, eyebrows rose!.
'Oh yes,' the mother continued!. 'When she goes out with her friends, they're always looking for a new place to do it!'
'Is that so!?' asked Harold, incredulous!.
'Yes,' said the mother!.!. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
'Well umm, thanks for the tip!' Harold said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening!.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail!. She greeted Harold!.
'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left!.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her!.
'Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen!. 'The TWIST, dammit! It's called the Twist
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It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Harold had a date with Peggy Sue!. He arrived at her house and rang the bell!.
'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Harold in!. 'Have a seat in the living room!. Would you like something to drink!? Lemonade!? Iced tea!?'
'Iced tea, please,' Harold said!. Mom brought the iced tea!.
'So, what are you and Peggy Sue planning to do tonight!?' she asked!.
Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach!.!.!.'
'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him!.
'Really!?' Harold asked shocked, eyebrows rose!.
'Oh yes,' the mother continued!. 'When she goes out with her friends, they're always looking for a new place to do it!'
'Is that so!?' asked Harold, incredulous!.
'Yes,' said the mother!.!. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
'Well umm, thanks for the tip!' Harold said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening!.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail!. She greeted Harold!.
'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left!.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her!.
'Twist, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen!. 'The TWIST, dammit! It's called the Twist
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Answers:
Naughty but nice of course!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhahaha!!!!!!
hahahahaha!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was the year I was born so don`t really remember that much but i did like the joke though ha ha ,,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
The mother got the wrong end of the stick then LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
OH YOU NAUGHTY BEAR very funny lol xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry! heard it last week but with the dad instead of mum!
it was okay!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was okay!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't read this at first but came back to it and glad I did!. Very funny!. Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At least she was allowed to date! But I am not bitter *sigh*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor Peggy Sue! Makes for a gr8 joke though! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
My mum was like that god bless herWww@Enter-QA@Com