Little Jonny joke (mummys balloons) =P ?!
Question: Little Jonny joke (mummys balloons) =P !?
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten!.
Johnny didn't forget!. The following morning he asked his father the same question!. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons!. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven!." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions!.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early!. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying!?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Johnny didn't forget!. The following morning he asked his father the same question!. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons!. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven!." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions!.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early!. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying!?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVEITILOVE!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAa!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahahaha! ewwwww! very funny :]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the most original but heheeheheheeheeehehheeheeehWww@Enter-QA@Com
bahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO good one!. I didn't see that comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahahah!. I've heard it before, but i LOVE little johnny jokes!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!.!.!.and very bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!!!!!
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
aaha
that good
i like it =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
that good
i like it =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
It'll do for me!.!.!.Nice one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com