How did you get that name?!
Question: How did you get that name!?
Walking through Sydney's Chinatown, a tourist from the far west of NSW was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moishe Plotnik's Laundry!." "Moishe Plotnik!?" he wondered!. "How does that belong in Chinatown!?"
He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking drycleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry!." The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office!. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase!. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry!?'
The old man answered, "Ah!.!.!.Evleebody ask me dat!. It name of oner!."
Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here!?"
"Is me," replies the old man!.
"Really!? You're Chinese!. How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik!?"
"Is simple", said the old man!. "Many, many year ago I come to this country"!.
"I standing in line at 'Department of Immigration!.' desk!."
"Man in front of me is Jewish man from Poland!."
"Lady at counter look at him and say, "What you name!?"
He say, "Moishe Plotnik!."
Then she look at me and say, "What you name!?"
I say, "Sam Ting!."
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He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking drycleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry!." The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office!. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase!. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry!?'
The old man answered, "Ah!.!.!.Evleebody ask me dat!. It name of oner!."
Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here!?"
"Is me," replies the old man!.
"Really!? You're Chinese!. How did you ever get a name like Moishe Plotnik!?"
"Is simple", said the old man!. "Many, many year ago I come to this country"!.
"I standing in line at 'Department of Immigration!.' desk!."
"Man in front of me is Jewish man from Poland!."
"Lady at counter look at him and say, "What you name!?"
He say, "Moishe Plotnik!."
Then she look at me and say, "What you name!?"
I say, "Sam Ting!."
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Answers:
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funny
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funny
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