Funny Joke !!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Funny Joke !!!!!!!!!!?
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner!.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b***ard!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner!.'
Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You F****ng b***ard!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem!?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For fifteen years I've lived next door to that b***ard and every time I asked to borrow a F****ng spanner, he said he didn't have one!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b***ard!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner!.'
Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You F****ng b***ard!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem!?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For fifteen years I've lived next door to that b***ard and every time I asked to borrow a F****ng spanner, he said he didn't have one!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha, now everyone in the office knows i'm not workingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha! 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!!
cutie!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cutie!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaahahaha, that's really funny,lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning, but I realised it actually said Thick CutWww@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!!! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kev you wally and as for the language!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NOT REALLY SORRY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey dude, can I borrow a spanner!? Wait!.!.!.you don't have one either!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice and funny
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
not that funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one Kev!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats a good one nice layout!.
Dr DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dr DWww@Enter-QA@Com
oyWww@Enter-QA@Com
is this a true story :o) good joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl that was bad Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol it made me laugh out loud!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I needed that cheers hun xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com