Whats the funniest joke u've ever heard???!!?!
Question: Whats the funniest joke u've ever heard!?!?!?!!!?
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Answers:
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses!. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball dont knock out any windows!. Itll cost us a fortune to fix!."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course!. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses!. Alright, lets go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost!."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in!." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer!. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window!?"
"Uh, yeah, sorry about that!." the husband replied!.
"No, actually I want to thank you!. Im a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle!. Youve released me!. Im allowed to grant three wishes- Ill give you each one wish, and Ill keep the last one for myself!."
"OK, great!" the husband said!. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!." "No problem-its the least I could do!. And you, what do you want!?" the genie said, looking at the wife!.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said!.
"Consider it done!." the genie replied!.
"And whats your wish, genie!?” the husband said!.
"Well, since Ive been trapped in that bottle, I havent had sex with a woman in a thousand years!. My wish is to sleep with your wife!."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey!. I guess I dont care!." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours!.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway!?"
"35!." she replied!.
"And he still believes in genies!? Thats amazing!."
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The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course!. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses!. Alright, lets go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost!."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in!." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer!. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window!?"
"Uh, yeah, sorry about that!." the husband replied!.
"No, actually I want to thank you!. Im a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle!. Youve released me!. Im allowed to grant three wishes- Ill give you each one wish, and Ill keep the last one for myself!."
"OK, great!" the husband said!. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!." "No problem-its the least I could do!. And you, what do you want!?" the genie said, looking at the wife!.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said!.
"Consider it done!." the genie replied!.
"And whats your wish, genie!?” the husband said!.
"Well, since Ive been trapped in that bottle, I havent had sex with a woman in a thousand years!. My wish is to sleep with your wife!."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey!. I guess I dont care!." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours!.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway!?"
"35!." she replied!.
"And he still believes in genies!? Thats amazing!."
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A married man is having difficulty pleasuring his wife in the bedroom so they decide to visit a doctor!. After an evaluation the doctor finds that the man's libido isn't what it once was!. He prescribes the man a drug and tells him to take it once a day; no more, no less!. He then stresses the importance of not overdosing because there could be drastic consequences!. So, the couple goes home and the husband takes the medicine!. Thirty minutes later the husband sweeps his wife off her feet, rushes to the bedroom and gives her the best sex of her life!. This continues everyday for a week!. The wife then decides that if the sex is that good with just one dose that it would be mind blowing with two!. So, at breakfast she slips her husband a second dose in his coffee!. A few days later the doctor decides to call and check on his patient!. When he calls the couple's teenage son answers the phone!. The doctor makes small talk with the boy and asks how everything is going!. "Well doc, to tell you the truth, not so good," responds the boy!. "Oh, and why is that!?", questions the doctor!. "Well, my mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt is sore and my dad is up on the roof saying here, kitty, kitty, kitty!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other day I went into town and went into a cafe!. I was only in there for about 20 minutes!. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket!. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break!?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket!. I called him a *&$%!. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having an expired tag!. So I called him a *@#& head!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first!. Then he started writing a third ticket!. This went on for about 20 minutes!.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote!. Then my bus arrived and I had to leave!.!.!.!.!.!.
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He ignored me and continued writing the ticket!. I called him a *&$%!. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having an expired tag!. So I called him a *@#& head!. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first!. Then he started writing a third ticket!. This went on for about 20 minutes!.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote!. Then my bus arrived and I had to leave!.!.!.!.!.!.
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators!. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion!. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single!.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here!. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool!. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on!. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed!.
The millionaire was impressed!. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain!. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars!?"
The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the bastard who pushed me in the pool!"
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There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing!. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there!. The lake was frozen nicely!. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle!. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick!."
So they got that, and they took off!. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks!."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't!. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left!.
In about an hour, he was back!. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got!."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer!. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing!?"
"Not very well at all," he said!. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet!."
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut!?"
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves!.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks!.!.!."how long before I can get a haircut!?"
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours!." The guy leaves!.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half"!. The guy leaves!.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes!."
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically!. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here!?"
Joey says, "To your house!"
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Two blonde chicks were building a house together!. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing!. Before hammering in a nail the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood!.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away!?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away!. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb!. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here!. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool!. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on!. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed!.
The millionaire was impressed!. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain!. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars!?"
The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the bastard who pushed me in the pool!"
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There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing!. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there!. The lake was frozen nicely!. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle!. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick!."
So they got that, and they took off!. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks!."
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't!. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left!.
In about an hour, he was back!. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got!."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer!. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing!?"
"Not very well at all," he said!. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet!."
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut!?"
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves!.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks!.!.!."how long before I can get a haircut!?"
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours!." The guy leaves!.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half"!. The guy leaves!.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes!."
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically!. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here!?"
Joey says, "To your house!"
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Two blonde chicks were building a house together!. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing!. Before hammering in a nail the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood!.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away!?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away!. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb!. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three Detectives
A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives!.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it!. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile!."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him!?"
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two!? Of course
only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with!?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer!." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!." The
policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not!. "Well, that's an interesting answer!. Wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that!." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face!.
"Wow! I can't believe it!. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses!. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation!?"
"That's easy," the third brother replied!. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives!.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it!. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?"
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well!.!.!.uh!.!.!.that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile!."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him!?"
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two!? Of course
only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with!?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him!?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer!." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!." The
policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not!. "Well, that's an interesting answer!. Wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that!." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face!.
"Wow! I can't believe it!. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses!. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation!?"
"That's easy," the third brother replied!. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Minnie Mouse and MickeyMouse are married, right!? So, one say Minnie came home late and told Mickey "I think we need a divorce!." Mickey then freaked out and yelled, "ARE YOU FXCKIN' CRAZY!?!!?" And Minnie calmly replied, "No, I'm fxcking Goofy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look at greybears jokes he's the man so many funny funny jokes he knows he get's me everytime lol xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
what happens to a dyslexic, agnostic insomniacac!?
a person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
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I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one!. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to **** yourself" chili!. tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both your *** cheeks WILL fall off!.
Here's the thing!. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened!. No Watsons Movement #2"!. Despite habenaro peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract!. I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as "thunder and lightning"!. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market;a local Wall-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits!. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal!.
I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase!. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me!. Oh,dont look at me like you dont know what I'm talking about!. I'm referring to that "uh oh gotta go" pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time!. The thing is, this pain was different!.The habaneros in the chili from the night before were staging a revolt!. in a mad rush for freedom they bullied there way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring sweet relief, it happened!. The peppers fired a warning shot!.
There I stood, alone in the spice and baking isle suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded!. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me!. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body!. and I began to move up the isle and out of it, just as an elderly woman turned into it!. I dont know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate, as she walked into it unsuspecting!. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally!?I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate!. I could have warned that poor woman but didn't!. I simply watched as she walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving her arms about her head as though trying to ward off angry bees!. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh!. Mistake!. Here's the thing!. Its hard to keep things "clamped down", if you know what I mean!.
With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region!. Some were so loud and echoing that i was later told a few folks in other isles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun!. Suddenly things were no longer funny!. IT was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place!. Luck was on my side!. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable!.
"Oh my god"floating above the toilet seat because my *** is burning SO BAD, purging!. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of "shock and awe"!. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, "sonofabitch, then quickly left!. Once finished I left the restroom!. Reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said,"Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes!. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store!. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem"!. That of course set me off again, causing residual gasses to escape me!. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up over his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, "IT'S YOU!", then ran off returning moments later with the manager!. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly never to return!. Home again without having shopped, I realized there was nothing to eat but left over chili, so I consumed two more bowls!.
The next day I went to shop at Albertson's I cant say anything more about that because we are in court over the whole matter!. Bastards claim their going to have to repaint the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
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I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one!. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to **** yourself" chili!. tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both your *** cheeks WILL fall off!.
Here's the thing!. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened!. No Watsons Movement #2"!. Despite habenaro peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract!. I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as "thunder and lightning"!. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market;a local Wall-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits!. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal!.
I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase!. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me!. Oh,dont look at me like you dont know what I'm talking about!. I'm referring to that "uh oh gotta go" pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time!. The thing is, this pain was different!.The habaneros in the chili from the night before were staging a revolt!. in a mad rush for freedom they bullied there way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring sweet relief, it happened!. The peppers fired a warning shot!.
There I stood, alone in the spice and baking isle suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded!. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me!. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body!. and I began to move up the isle and out of it, just as an elderly woman turned into it!. I dont know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate, as she walked into it unsuspecting!. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally!?I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate!. I could have warned that poor woman but didn't!. I simply watched as she walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving her arms about her head as though trying to ward off angry bees!. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh!. Mistake!. Here's the thing!. Its hard to keep things "clamped down", if you know what I mean!.
With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region!. Some were so loud and echoing that i was later told a few folks in other isles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun!. Suddenly things were no longer funny!. IT was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place!. Luck was on my side!. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable!.
"Oh my god"floating above the toilet seat because my *** is burning SO BAD, purging!. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of "shock and awe"!. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, "sonofabitch, then quickly left!. Once finished I left the restroom!. Reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said,"Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes!. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store!. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem"!. That of course set me off again, causing residual gasses to escape me!. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up over his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, "IT'S YOU!", then ran off returning moments later with the manager!. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly never to return!. Home again without having shopped, I realized there was nothing to eat but left over chili, so I consumed two more bowls!.
The next day I went to shop at Albertson's I cant say anything more about that because we are in court over the whole matter!. Bastards claim their going to have to repaint the store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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