Beer Joke ?!
Question: Beer Joke !?
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49!.00 today!.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33!.00 today!.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0!.00 today!.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214!.00!.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle!. It is called the 401-Keg!.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year!. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year!.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
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Too funny Steve!.!.!.way to go!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know bud, I've heard claims like this before!.!.!.!.but for some reason; the way you tie these things together just seems right!.!.!.!. I'm not sure if I can go as far as saying Alcohol makes you smarter per-se; but this time bud; it seems to have made you, my bud-weiser!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.and Canadian!.!.!.
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hahaha Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that is to funny i cant stop laughing LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's very clever!. It's worth a star!. I'm an Aussie and I'm sure it would be the same for us cos we love a beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com