Joke: Dog's And Gas?!
Question: Joke: Dog's And Gas!?
Dogs and Gas
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block!?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat!.' 'What's that mean!?' asked the child!.
'Go ask your father!. I think he's in the garage!.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block!? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you!.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here!.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block!.!.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash!. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle!?'
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The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home!.'
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Answers:
I love this one, it is great! Thanks for the laugh Steve!. Should have listened to mom though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tsk,the dog doesn't get good mileage!.And by the way!.!.!.!.
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haha! nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another oldie goldie!
You know what they say:
Every dog has his/her day!
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You know what they say:
Every dog has his/her day!
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thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha at the mileage comment :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!. I think this is the best one yet!. Definitely star worthy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's awesome, one of the best jokes I've heard for awhile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh!.!.!.that is just PERFECT and star worthy!. Thank you!. !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!. that is sooo funny!!!!
im so stealing this and sending it to everyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im so stealing this and sending it to everyone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com