What is the funniest criminal act you have ever heard of?!
Question: What is the funniest criminal act you have ever heard of!?
I'm making up a funny diolouge for english class and it somewhat has to do with lawyers/ criminals etc!. You get the point!. ;) What are some of the funniest act from a criminal that are just plain stupid!? Like for instance, someone trying to steal an ATM machinne!. Or you can just make up your own Funny Criminal Act!. !. !. Nothing inappropraite guys!.!.!. THANKS SOOO MUCH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hey Lockhart,
You won't believe this, but it's true!. Seriously!. The dumbest criminal!.
A bank robber was writing his note on the back of a bank statement!. Then he got on line to give it to the teller!. While waiting, he got scared that he took too much time and they might suspect him!. So, he got off the line, left the bank and went across the street to another bank!.
He waited on line, but when he got to the teller, she told him she could not accept that note because it was not on their bank statement!. She told him that he would have to take it to the bank across the street (where he had just come from)!. The thing is — HE BELIEVED HER!
He said "OK," left the bank and headed back to the first bank!. Of course the teller had immediately called the police, and they arrested him while he was still on line!.
DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
I read this in the newspaper 2 weeks ago!. I wish I could remember what state it was in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You won't believe this, but it's true!. Seriously!. The dumbest criminal!.
A bank robber was writing his note on the back of a bank statement!. Then he got on line to give it to the teller!. While waiting, he got scared that he took too much time and they might suspect him!. So, he got off the line, left the bank and went across the street to another bank!.
He waited on line, but when he got to the teller, she told him she could not accept that note because it was not on their bank statement!. She told him that he would have to take it to the bank across the street (where he had just come from)!. The thing is — HE BELIEVED HER!
He said "OK," left the bank and headed back to the first bank!. Of course the teller had immediately called the police, and they arrested him while he was still on line!.
DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
I read this in the newspaper 2 weeks ago!. I wish I could remember what state it was in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
some dude in the USA was stealing an ATM and he successfully pried it from the wall by breaking into the shop on the other side of the wall(which was a jewelery store) and digging through the wall and pushing it out(after hours of running around the building!.he had half and hour until sunrise and he had his jeep ready to drag it away,but he insisted on rapping it in a tarp and sewing and gluing it together!.when he had finished sewing and gluing it was five minutes til sunrise!.he connected it to his car jumped in and floored it!.when he got back to his farm,he decided to celebrate his victory!.until he discovered that all of the stitching and glue had come undone and he had left it right where it was when he floored it!.not only that,but he could have stolen all of that jewelery and not got caught!.the security system malfunctioned!.ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In one episode of Cops, this was amazing!.!.!.!. at about 3 p!.m!., a lady was standing outside of her house yelling and waving her hands around in front of her house, basically in the street!.
The police drove by and stopped, and asked her what was wrong!.
She screamed, "Mah crack deala' gave me the wrong change and he won' admit it!!! That's thievery!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The police drove by and stopped, and asked her what was wrong!.
She screamed, "Mah crack deala' gave me the wrong change and he won' admit it!!! That's thievery!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i seen it on a episode of america's dumbest criminals!. these 3 men where trying to rob a bank and they told the bank manager to let them in the safe and all 3 of them went in and locked themselves in the safe and then called the police to let them out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why tell when a picture is worth a thousand words and a moving picture is made of thousands every minute!?
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=-yLSB46_S!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=-yLSB46_S!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 stupid burglars broke into an office and all they took was a callendar that was hanging on a wall!.!.!.
When they got caught they were sentenced to
{ wait for it !.!.!.!. )
6 MONTHS each : ) Www@Enter-QA@Com
When they got caught they were sentenced to
{ wait for it !.!.!.!. )
6 MONTHS each : ) Www@Enter-QA@Com
OJ thinking he could get off when he was recorded robbing the guys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com