How about a funny story?!
Question: How about a funny story!?
At our local YMCA, there is a sauna!. There are allotted times for men and women to use the sauna!. A woman apparently didn't know what time it was and walked in and stumbled upon a naked man!. She apologized profusely to the man!. Weeks later the man was at a garage sale with his wife!. The man saw the woman and went over to say hello!. There was absolutely no recognition in her face, and he explained where he had seen her before!. Then she exclaimed for all to hear, "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" Needless to say his wife was curious!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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My mom and I are rolling about with laughter after seeing FR80!.!.!.!.'S joke!. It's the best of the three jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting an elementary school
and he visited one of the classes!. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings!. The teacher asked
the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the
word ‘tragedy’!.
So our illustrious democratic presidential candidate asked the class for an
example of a 'tragedy'!.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives
on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over
him and kills him, that would be a tragedy!?'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50
children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that
would be a tragedy!.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call
great loss!.'
The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched
the room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand!. In
a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!. Obama
was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens
that would be a tragedy!.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me
why that would be tragedy!?'
'Well, says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss!.!.!. and it probably wouldn't be an
accident either!.'
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and he visited one of the classes!. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings!. The teacher asked
the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the
word ‘tragedy’!.
So our illustrious democratic presidential candidate asked the class for an
example of a 'tragedy'!.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives
on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over
him and kills him, that would be a tragedy!?'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident!.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50
children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that
would be a tragedy!.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama!. 'That's what we would call
great loss!.'
The room went silent!. No other children volunteered!. Obama searched
the room!. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy!?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand!. In
a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs!. Obama
was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens
that would be a tragedy!.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama!. 'That's right!. And can you tell me
why that would be tragedy!?'
'Well, says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss!.!.!. and it probably wouldn't be an
accident either!.'
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Doc !" says Steve, "I want to be castrated!."
"What on earth for !? " asks the doctor in amazement!.
" It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done " replies Steve!.
"But have you thought it through properly !? " asks the doctor, " It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back!. It will change your life forever ! "
" I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor!."
" Well, OK ! ", says the doctor, " But it's against my better judgment ! "
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand!. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way!.
" Hi there ! " says Steve, " It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me!. "
" Well!.!.!. " said the patient, " I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised!. "
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "**** !!! THAT'S the word ! "
I wanted to be circumcised and not castrated!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What on earth for !? " asks the doctor in amazement!.
" It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done " replies Steve!.
"But have you thought it through properly !? " asks the doctor, " It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back!. It will change your life forever ! "
" I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor!."
" Well, OK ! ", says the doctor, " But it's against my better judgment ! "
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand!. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way!.
" Hi there ! " says Steve, " It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me!. "
" Well!.!.!. " said the patient, " I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised!. "
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "**** !!! THAT'S the word ! "
I wanted to be circumcised and not castrated!.Www@Enter-QA@Com