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Question: Wat's the funniest that's wat she said joke you heard!?! 10 pts! [willing to read as story]!?
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These are the funniest question and the answers my wife told me!.
What is the similarity between men and rats!?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period!?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it oesn't come means you are in big trouble!.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology!?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology!. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology!.
Q: What's the height of recycling!?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted!.!.!.!. Are you having 3 meals a day as
I have advised!?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie!. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt!. Guess where it would have bitten!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
he boy's hand!.

Ant and elephant share a night of romance!. Next morning, ant wakes up and sees the elephant is dead!. says the ant, "Damn! one night of passion and I gotta spend the rest of my life digging a grave!.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath!. Tarzan Removed his clothes!. All the animals laughed!. Tarzan asked "Why"!? The animals told him "Your tail! is in the frontWww@Enter-QA@Com

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one!. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to **** yourself" chili!. tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both your *** cheeks WILL fall off!.
Here's the thing!. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened!. No Watsons Movement #2"!. Despite habenaro peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract!. I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as "thunder and lightning"!. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market;a local Wall-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits!. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal!.
I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase!. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me!. Oh,dont look at me like you dont know what I'm talking about!. I'm referring to that "uh oh gotta go" pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time!. The thing is, this pain was different!.The habaneros in the chili from the night before were staging a revolt!. in a mad rush for freedom they bullied there way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring sweet relief, it happened!. The peppers fired a warning shot!.
There I stood, alone in the spice and baking isle suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded!. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me!. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body!. and I began to move up the isle and out of it, just as an elderly woman turned into it!. I dont know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate, as she walked into it unsuspecting!. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally!?I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate!. I could have warned that poor woman but didn't!. I simply watched as she walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving her arms about her head as though trying to ward off angry bees!. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh!. Mistake!. Here's the thing!. Its hard to keep things "clamped down", if you know what I mean!.
With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region!. Some were so loud and echoing that i was later told a few folks in other isles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun!. Suddenly things were no longer funny!. IT was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place!. Luck was on my side!. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable!.
"Oh my god"floating above the toilet seat because my *** is burning SO BAD, purging!. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of "shock and awe"!. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, "sonofabitch, then quickly left!. Once finished I left the restroom!. Reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said,"Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes!. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store!. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem"!. That of course set me off again, causing residual gasses to escape me!. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up over his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, "IT'S YOU!", then ran off returning moments later with the manager!. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly never to return!. Home again without having shopped, I realized there was nothing to eat but left over chili, so I consumed two more bowls!.y7\zQWE
The next day I went to shop at Albertson's I cant say anything more about that because we are in court over the whole matter!. Bastards claim their going to have to repaint the store!.

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in our uniformms we have this seam thing at the back, like a hole and the othr day my friend randomly stuck her finger in another girls hole and the other girl goes did yout just stick your finger in my hole
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MEN may love to talk on a lot of subjects!. But there are some things MEN will never say to their wives!. http://www!.greatdad!.com/tertiary/412/292!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

She said i'm blonde! HAHAHA
I'm blonde thats wat she said HAHAH it cracks me upWww@Enter-QA@Com

ok!.!.!.!.!.!. who is she anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why did Tigger look in the toilet!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?






Because he wanted to see Pooh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sigh
Oh my goodness, Subbu !Www@Enter-QA@Com



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