Joke> Is this the way to keep your job?!

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out!.John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the event of the preceding evening!.After a trip to the bathroom he as able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him!. "Louise, " he ,moaned, "Tell me what went on last night, Was it as bad as I think!?""Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful tone!."You made a complete idiot of yourself!. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors , and insulted the chairman of the company to his face!.""He's an arrogant, self -important prick, piss on him!" "You did!. All over his suit!." Louise informed him!. " And he fired you!.""Well !.screw him!." " I did",said Louise!."You're back at work Monday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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