Jokes; tell me what you think? ?!
Question: Jokes; tell me what you think!? !?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde!. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt!. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player!. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler!. Each one of US is blonde!. Think about it, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."
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Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida!.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home!.
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower!. "There is a blind man to see you," she says!. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower!. Send him in!."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them!. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now!. Where do you want me to put these blinds!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde!. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt!. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player!. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler!. Each one of US is blonde!. Think about it, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."
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Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida!.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home!.
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower!. "There is a blind man to see you," she says!. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower!. Send him in!."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them!. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now!. Where do you want me to put these blinds!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
the first one is a bit long but really funny, try shortening it a bit, the second one if find it funny but a little cliche, the third one i found really good because i haven't heard one like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol the 1st 2 really R funny!. gud way 2 make my amigos(who r NOT blonde) laugh!. fine with the 3rd!. u r going to b 'critisised' 4 itWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is halarious
second is a good chuckle
but the third makes me shudderWww@Enter-QA@Com
second is a good chuckle
but the third makes me shudderWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good laughs and I am all smiles!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The 1st one is funny the second one i've heard before but never gets old :]] && the 3rd one was ok!. thnks thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get the first one lol not jokingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the 1st one, the next two only so-so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com