Paddy got killed in a fire and was burned really badly...?!
Question: Paddy got killed in a fire and was burned really badly!.!.!.!?
The police asked his two best friends, Murphy and Seamus to help identify the body!.
'Ugh'!.!.they said!.!.'The face is too badly burnt to tell, turn him onto his front will you!?'
The Pathologist did this and they declared!.!.!."Nope, that's not Paddy!.!.
Paddy had two assholes!."
"Two!?" asked the Coroner!.!.!."Are you certain!?"
"Well, yes," said Murphy!.!.!.!.I've often heard people in town saying!.!.!."here comes Paddy with those two assholes"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Ugh'!.!.they said!.!.'The face is too badly burnt to tell, turn him onto his front will you!?'
The Pathologist did this and they declared!.!.!."Nope, that's not Paddy!.!.
Paddy had two assholes!."
"Two!?" asked the Coroner!.!.!."Are you certain!?"
"Well, yes," said Murphy!.!.!.!.I've often heard people in town saying!.!.!."here comes Paddy with those two assholes"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! VERY FUNNY!!!
Long time i haven't seen your jokes!. Is nice to do it again :)
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Coelho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Long time i haven't seen your jokes!. Is nice to do it again :)
Até logo!
Coelho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Paddy must be part cat - here's another report of the loss of one of his nine lives:
The normal crowd at the pub were surprised when Paddy didn't put in an appearance one evening!. While discussing it one man chimed in, "Ah, didn't you hear!? The poor sod's dead, he is!. Killed at work down at the brewery!."
"Go on with yer! What happened!?"
"He fell into one of the brewing vats and drowned!."
"Didn't anyone go help the poor man!?"
"Sure enough, we tried!.!.!.each of the three times he climbed out to go to the loo, we did our best to talk him out of jumping back in!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The normal crowd at the pub were surprised when Paddy didn't put in an appearance one evening!. While discussing it one man chimed in, "Ah, didn't you hear!? The poor sod's dead, he is!. Killed at work down at the brewery!."
"Go on with yer! What happened!?"
"He fell into one of the brewing vats and drowned!."
"Didn't anyone go help the poor man!?"
"Sure enough, we tried!.!.!.each of the three times he climbed out to go to the loo, we did our best to talk him out of jumping back in!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
if paddy was a black guy from harlem this question would have been removed!.
must be a clause in international political correctness or average guy brainwashing, to pick and choose which races have special protection when it comes to jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
must be a clause in international political correctness or average guy brainwashing, to pick and choose which races have special protection when it comes to jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cast your mind back you to**er When i posted that joke and Paddy was a Welshman you really gave me some abuse
You have just proved what a bunch of wan kers you welsh areWww@Enter-QA@Com
You have just proved what a bunch of wan kers you welsh areWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm sure i heard this already 2day!?Www@Enter-QA@Com