Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine..Ha Ha?!
Question: Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine!.!.Ha Ha!?
!.Men strike back!.!.!.
Q!. How many men does it take to open a beer!?
A!. None!. It should be opened when she brings it!.
Q!. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman!?
A!. Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never to support you!.
Q!. Why do women have smaller feet than men!?
A!. It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!.
Q!. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart!?
A!. When she starts a sentence with: ‘A man once told me!.!.!.’
Q!. How do you fix a woman’s watch!?
A!. You don’t!. There is a clock on the oven!.
Q!. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first!?
A!. The dog, of coarse!. He’ll shut up once you let him in!.
Q!. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%!.
A!. It’s called a Wedding Cake!.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested!.
Then God created Man and rested!.
Then God created Woman!.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
These are just for fun and not intended to hurt anyoneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. How many men does it take to open a beer!?
A!. None!. It should be opened when she brings it!.
Q!. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman!?
A!. Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never to support you!.
Q!. Why do women have smaller feet than men!?
A!. It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!.
Q!. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart!?
A!. When she starts a sentence with: ‘A man once told me!.!.!.’
Q!. How do you fix a woman’s watch!?
A!. You don’t!. There is a clock on the oven!.
Q!. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first!?
A!. The dog, of coarse!. He’ll shut up once you let him in!.
Q!. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%!.
A!. It’s called a Wedding Cake!.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested!.
Then God created Man and rested!.
Then God created Woman!.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
These are just for fun and not intended to hurt anyoneWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!
congratulations - you just tickled my funny-bone =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
congratulations - you just tickled my funny-bone =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I luv Maxine so I can't hate Marvin!. It's called a wedding cake! HahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol and why did god create man first and woman later!?
because you always start with a rough draft before you get the final piece ;-)
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because you always start with a rough draft before you get the final piece ;-)
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Ho ho ho!
Ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee hee hee!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee hee hee!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Saw this in Maxim long *** time ago, but still a good laugh!. Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sweetWww@Enter-QA@Com