ToP TeN JoKeS of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: ToP TeN JoKeS of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
10!. Why did the Mountain Dew bottle go to the bathroom!?
Because he was so stupid!.
9!. What's brown and looks like a clock!?
A tick!.
8!. Why did the man without a face not have a face!?
Because the MD bottle smashed it off!.
7!. Who told George Bush he could run for president!?
The Pepsi bottle!.
HOLD ON IT GETS BETTER SERIOUSLY
6!. What's old, smells funny and is ginormous!?
A dinosaur!.
5!. Who can break steal with their teeth!?
Chuck Norris!.
Here are the truly good ones!.
4!. What number is the number of brain cells in a MD bottle!?
5
3!. Who can bench 3,000 pounds without any hands!?
A carrot
2!. How many blondes does it take to drive a car!?
500 of them!!!! 500 blondes!!!!!
The grand finale!.
1!. Why did the chicken cross the road!?
To run away from the mountain dew bottle!.
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Because he was so stupid!.
9!. What's brown and looks like a clock!?
A tick!.
8!. Why did the man without a face not have a face!?
Because the MD bottle smashed it off!.
7!. Who told George Bush he could run for president!?
The Pepsi bottle!.
HOLD ON IT GETS BETTER SERIOUSLY
6!. What's old, smells funny and is ginormous!?
A dinosaur!.
5!. Who can break steal with their teeth!?
Chuck Norris!.
Here are the truly good ones!.
4!. What number is the number of brain cells in a MD bottle!?
5
3!. Who can bench 3,000 pounds without any hands!?
A carrot
2!. How many blondes does it take to drive a car!?
500 of them!!!! 500 blondes!!!!!
The grand finale!.
1!. Why did the chicken cross the road!?
To run away from the mountain dew bottle!.
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Answers:
Sorry, but do not give up the day job, or stay in school since comdey will not be your path to fame and fortune!.
What did the man say to the fish!? No soap radio!.
Makes as much sense!.!.!.!.!.and almost funnier!.,!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the man say to the fish!? No soap radio!.
Makes as much sense!.!.!.!.!.and almost funnier!.,!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
none i repeat none of these were anywhere remotely near the definition of funny!. 10 worst jokes maybeWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow, that sounds like a creepy obsession with pepsi products, not funny jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
THANKS FOR SHARINGWww@Enter-QA@Com
those were lame are u kidding me where did u get those from your 2 year old sister or brother!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i tried to find something in your so called jokes, but in vain!. All were incapable to make me crack a smile, sorry!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude they suk a** wtf is this they suk d***Www@Enter-QA@Com
StupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
those jokes are not funny at all-because i don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Um, can we award negative stars!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
uhh none of these are funny
nice try thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice try thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Yeah, I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.but not funny!.!.!.sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
what the heck is wrong with you!.!.not a single one was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com