What's a EXTREAMLY funny joke you know?!
Question: What's a EXTREAMLY funny joke you know!?
Answers:
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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lmaoo ok a blone was driving on the interstate and cut across lanes and almost drove a semi off the rode!. the semi then pulled up to the blonde and motioned for her to pull over, she did!. when they both got out the truck driver drew a circle on the ground and told the blonde to stand in the circle and watch, then the truck driver began pulling all her leather seats out and started ripping it!. when he turned to the blonde and saw she was smiling he got even more mad, so he proceeded to bust out her windows and lights then when he turned around and saw the blond giggling he then got pissed and started slashing her tires when he was finished he saw the blonde hystericaly laughing he turned around and screamed WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING!? and she said everytime you turned aroud i stepped out of the circle
idk if you will think its funny but everytime i think about it i crack up
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idk if you will think its funny but everytime i think about it i crack up
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you spelt "extremely" wrong :)
muffin joke:
two muffins were in an oven cooking
one muffin turns to the other and says:
It's hot in here!!
the other replies:
TACOS AND SALAD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
muffin joke:
two muffins were in an oven cooking
one muffin turns to the other and says:
It's hot in here!!
the other replies:
TACOS AND SALAD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb!?
None, feminists cant change anything!!
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None, feminists cant change anything!!
HHAAAHAHAHAHAAaaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
whats a pirates favorite fast food restaurant!?
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1: Knock knock
2: Who's there!?
1: Boo
2: Boo who
1: Aww don't cry!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2: Who's there!?
1: Boo
2: Boo who
1: Aww don't cry!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your spelling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com