BEST JOKE EVER?!?!?!?!
Question: BEST JOKE EVER!?!!?!!?!!?
answer with the funniest joke you know! whichever is funniest will get best answer!
p!.s!. go vegetarian!. i am because animals are my friends!.!.!.and i don't eat my friends!. ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!. go vegetarian!. i am because animals are my friends!.!.!.and i don't eat my friends!. ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
2 peas were boiling in a pot of water, one pea said to the other 'wow, its pretty hot in here'
The other pea said "OH MY GOD, A TALKING PEA!!!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other pea said "OH MY GOD, A TALKING PEA!!!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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I was wondering if Cindy had a hearing problem!. So one night, I stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair!. I spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me!?"
There was no response!.
I moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me!?"
Still, there was no response!.
Finally I moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me!?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
Sure I've gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts!.
Have bouts with dementia
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore!.
Can't remember if I'm 71 or 92!.
Have lost nearly all my friends!. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license!.
Vote for me in November and I promise I'll finish the job Bush started!.
I just can't remember what it is right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was no response!.
I moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me!?"
Still, there was no response!.
Finally I moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me!?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
Sure I've gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts!.
Have bouts with dementia
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore!.
Can't remember if I'm 71 or 92!.
Have lost nearly all my friends!. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license!.
Vote for me in November and I promise I'll finish the job Bush started!.
I just can't remember what it is right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im tired I'll type only a few words, when you tell it just make it up!.
Man goes to doctor!.
Knee problem
doctor says I can fix it, but not without intense pain
man says no problem!.
doctor wonders what can be worse
man says, there are two things that were worse
I was hunting in the woods and had to take a dump!. When I did, a fox trap close on my manhood!. And if that wasn't bad enough, I ran for help and reached the end of the chain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man goes to doctor!.
Knee problem
doctor says I can fix it, but not without intense pain
man says no problem!.
doctor wonders what can be worse
man says, there are two things that were worse
I was hunting in the woods and had to take a dump!. When I did, a fox trap close on my manhood!. And if that wasn't bad enough, I ran for help and reached the end of the chain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one:
How many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb!?
Answer: None!. Vegetarians cant change anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How many vegetarians does it take to change a lightbulb!?
Answer: None!. Vegetarians cant change anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Vegaterian can't change!.!.!.!.hahahahaha!.!.!.!.!.oohhhh!.!.aahhh!.!.!.!.!. love it
any way
What did the fish say when he swam it to a concrete wall!?
Dam!Www@Enter-QA@Com
any way
What did the fish say when he swam it to a concrete wall!?
Dam!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did fred fall off his bike!?
cause he was a fish!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
cause he was a fish!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA, vegetarian! That's a good one! oh wait, u're serious!?
no probs with that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no probs with that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the snooker player say after he came out of the bathroom!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
u wanna hear a joke animal rightsWww@Enter-QA@Com