Can anybody stand for one more joke today?!
Question: Can anybody stand for one more joke today!?
Billy Evans
Hi
My name is Billy Evans!. I am 9 years old and a very sick little boy!. My Mom is typing this for me because I can’t!. She is crying!. The reason she is crying is because she is so sad because I am so sick!. I was born without a body!. It doesn’t’t hurt, except when I breathe!.
The doctors gave me an artificial body!. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves!. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us not having any money or insurance!.
I would like to have a body transplant, but we need money!. Mom does not work because nobody wants to hire somebody who just cries all the time!. I said, “don’t cry mommy” and she hugged my burlap bag!. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she is allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes real bad!. I hope you will help me!. You can help if you forward this letter to everyone you know!. Send it to people you don’t know too!. Dr Johannsen said that for every person you forward this letter to, Bill Gates and AOL will send a nickel to NASA!. With all those nickels NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so the angels can hear them better!. The Astronauts will come back to earth and go to the Pope and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors!. The doctors could help me get better then!.
Maybe some day I will get to play baseball!. Right now I can only be 3rd base!. Every time you forward this letter, the Astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true!.
Please help me, Mommy is so sad and I want a body!. I don’t want my leaves to rot before I turn 10!.
If you don’t forward this letter, that’s Ok!. Mommy says you are a mean, heartless bastard who doesn’t care about a poor little boy with just a head!. She says if you don’t stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, She hopes you die a long slow painful death and then burn forever in hell!. What kind of a person are you that you cannot take 5 friggin minutes to forward this to all your friends so they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor!. Bodiless 9-year-old boy!. Please help me!. I try to be happy but it is hard!.
Thank You
Billy Evans
PS I wish I had a Kitty!. I wish I could hold a kitty that would not try to bury it’s turds in the leaves of my body !.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi
My name is Billy Evans!. I am 9 years old and a very sick little boy!. My Mom is typing this for me because I can’t!. She is crying!. The reason she is crying is because she is so sad because I am so sick!. I was born without a body!. It doesn’t’t hurt, except when I breathe!.
The doctors gave me an artificial body!. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves!. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us not having any money or insurance!.
I would like to have a body transplant, but we need money!. Mom does not work because nobody wants to hire somebody who just cries all the time!. I said, “don’t cry mommy” and she hugged my burlap bag!. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she is allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes real bad!. I hope you will help me!. You can help if you forward this letter to everyone you know!. Send it to people you don’t know too!. Dr Johannsen said that for every person you forward this letter to, Bill Gates and AOL will send a nickel to NASA!. With all those nickels NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so the angels can hear them better!. The Astronauts will come back to earth and go to the Pope and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors!. The doctors could help me get better then!.
Maybe some day I will get to play baseball!. Right now I can only be 3rd base!. Every time you forward this letter, the Astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true!.
Please help me, Mommy is so sad and I want a body!. I don’t want my leaves to rot before I turn 10!.
If you don’t forward this letter, that’s Ok!. Mommy says you are a mean, heartless bastard who doesn’t care about a poor little boy with just a head!. She says if you don’t stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, She hopes you die a long slow painful death and then burn forever in hell!. What kind of a person are you that you cannot take 5 friggin minutes to forward this to all your friends so they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor!. Bodiless 9-year-old boy!. Please help me!. I try to be happy but it is hard!.
Thank You
Billy Evans
PS I wish I had a Kitty!. I wish I could hold a kitty that would not try to bury it’s turds in the leaves of my body !.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"Right now I can only be 3rd base!."
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