The Perfect Halloween Costume?!


Question: The Perfect Halloween Costume!?
There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his bald head and wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem!.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note; "Dear Sir, please find enclosed, a pirates outfit, the spotted hankerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note which says; "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!." Now the man was really annoyed since they had gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head, and he writes them a really rude letter!.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads; "Dear Sir, please find enclosed, a jar of caramel!. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up you A** and go as a Candied Apple!"

Lol!

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Answers:
This is probably the first time I have ever laughed at anyones' joke in this section!. Have a STAR!!! :) Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL liking it

!.!.!. i see your perfect custom here your a bat girl
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SM a demon how convenient
Kerry a ghost
Kev a stick man!.!.!.
Brian !.!.Snizz is a cat lady and your her cat!.!. lol

i know Kev Mrs S!.!.!.looks so cool !.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao awesome!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

PMSL,good one plat

very good lulu!.!.!. very clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO > that one is hilarious!. I'm gonna save that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hi Plato

very funny - is a candied apple the same as a toffee apple!?

woohoo - I got onto lulu's page!. Nice job Www@Enter-QA@Com

PMSL!
Brilliant!.

lol! I love your page Lulu!. I still laugh at Mrs S as a mummy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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