Here's a few things to think about?!
Question: Here's a few things to think about!?
why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are going dead!?
why do banks charge a fund on "insufficent funds" when they know there is not enough money!?
why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!?
why do you sterilize needles for death for lethal injection!?
why doesn't tarzan have a beard!?
why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revlolver at him!?
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets!?
who's idea was it to put an "s"in "lisp"!?
if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes!?
why is it no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles always turn out white!?
is there ever a day that matresses are not on sale!?
why do people constantly return to the refridgerator, with hopes that something new has materialized!?
why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vaccuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vaccuum one more chance!?
why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on the first try!?
how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures!?
why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always you always manage to knock something else over!?
in winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat!?
how come you never include father-in-law jokes!?
the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness!. think of your three best friends - if they're okay, then it's you!.
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why do banks charge a fund on "insufficent funds" when they know there is not enough money!?
why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!?
why do you sterilize needles for death for lethal injection!?
why doesn't tarzan have a beard!?
why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revlolver at him!?
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets!?
who's idea was it to put an "s"in "lisp"!?
if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes!?
why is it no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles always turn out white!?
is there ever a day that matresses are not on sale!?
why do people constantly return to the refridgerator, with hopes that something new has materialized!?
why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vaccuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vaccuum one more chance!?
why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on the first try!?
how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures!?
why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always you always manage to knock something else over!?
in winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat!?
how come you never include father-in-law jokes!?
the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness!. think of your three best friends - if they're okay, then it's you!.
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Answers:
Now you have really asked some really great questions!. Some of these questions bothered me so much that I done the same as you and researched to find the answers!. Now all of them I can't answer but some of them I can!. So here I go!
We press harder on the remote control in hopes to get the last of the juice out of the batteries!!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
Acually the overdraft was done for people who actually made a mistake and thought that they had money when they didn't!. People just take advantage of this without realizing it is making there credit bad!. After so many are done, they can and will close your account if you make it too much of a habbit weather you pay them off or not!
People check if the paint is wet, wondering how long ago the sign was put up!. Thinking that it was done hours ago and just checking to see if it was!.!.!.!.!.Thats why I checked before!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
They sterolize needles for leathal injections just in case the person doesn't die on the first try!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I was actually was told that, but there hasn't been a case of it though!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
Tazen has no beard because he was suppose to be sexy and at that time of period beards wasn't sexy! HEHEHEHE!
Superman ducks because he is scared they will hit him in the face!.!.!.!.!.He's a dork!!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
There are still apes because we didn't revolve from apes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.just a therory, which is incorrect!
The bubbles might be white but the water is always discolored!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!
Yes, I didn't get my mattress on sale!.!.!.!.!.!.It sucks when i got mine the sale ended two days before I got it!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
I check the refidgerator because I keep hoping I just over looked something that I was wanting!!.!.!.!.!.Even if it is empty!!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehehe!
We don't want to believe our vaccuum sucks!!.!.!.!.!.Literly!!.!.!.!.hehehehe!
Because we try to open the plastic back from the wrong end!!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
The bugs do not have bones so the can suck their body in to fit thru small cracks!.
Because we are idiots!!.!.!.!.!.that is why we always something will hit the floor regardless!.!.!.!.!.What really sucks sometimes it is best to let the first item fall because usually I break something that is more valuable!!.!.!.!.I'm an idiot I admit!!.!.!.!.!.hehehehe!
Because our body goes into shock over the weather temp!. dropping after going through a rough summer!!.!.!.!.!.Me myself I hate the heat in the summer and winter!. My house all year stays cold!!.!.!.!.Kids and hubby hates it but I love the heck out of it!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe! I pay the bill so I rule the temp!
Because father-in-laws are a joke in their own!.!.!.!.!.they just don't realize it!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehehe!
You know what! That is funny I am the one out of all of my friends with the mental illness!!.!.!.!.!.You made me laugh my butt off over this one! I loved this one the best!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehehe!
Keep them comming I love these!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day dear!
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We press harder on the remote control in hopes to get the last of the juice out of the batteries!!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
Acually the overdraft was done for people who actually made a mistake and thought that they had money when they didn't!. People just take advantage of this without realizing it is making there credit bad!. After so many are done, they can and will close your account if you make it too much of a habbit weather you pay them off or not!
People check if the paint is wet, wondering how long ago the sign was put up!. Thinking that it was done hours ago and just checking to see if it was!.!.!.!.!.Thats why I checked before!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
They sterolize needles for leathal injections just in case the person doesn't die on the first try!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I was actually was told that, but there hasn't been a case of it though!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
Tazen has no beard because he was suppose to be sexy and at that time of period beards wasn't sexy! HEHEHEHE!
Superman ducks because he is scared they will hit him in the face!.!.!.!.!.He's a dork!!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
There are still apes because we didn't revolve from apes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.just a therory, which is incorrect!
The bubbles might be white but the water is always discolored!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!
Yes, I didn't get my mattress on sale!.!.!.!.!.!.It sucks when i got mine the sale ended two days before I got it!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
I check the refidgerator because I keep hoping I just over looked something that I was wanting!!.!.!.!.!.Even if it is empty!!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehehe!
We don't want to believe our vaccuum sucks!!.!.!.!.!.Literly!!.!.!.!.hehehehe!
Because we try to open the plastic back from the wrong end!!.!.!.!.hehehehehe!
The bugs do not have bones so the can suck their body in to fit thru small cracks!.
Because we are idiots!!.!.!.!.!.that is why we always something will hit the floor regardless!.!.!.!.!.What really sucks sometimes it is best to let the first item fall because usually I break something that is more valuable!!.!.!.!.I'm an idiot I admit!!.!.!.!.!.hehehehe!
Because our body goes into shock over the weather temp!. dropping after going through a rough summer!!.!.!.!.!.Me myself I hate the heat in the summer and winter!. My house all year stays cold!!.!.!.!.Kids and hubby hates it but I love the heck out of it!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehe! I pay the bill so I rule the temp!
Because father-in-laws are a joke in their own!.!.!.!.!.they just don't realize it!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehehe!
You know what! That is funny I am the one out of all of my friends with the mental illness!!.!.!.!.!.You made me laugh my butt off over this one! I loved this one the best!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hehehehehehe!
Keep them comming I love these!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day dear!
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Yes they're very interesting!. I heard of a story where a guy was about to have his head chopped off; he asked the executioner not to hit the painful boil on his neck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Why DO we sterilize needles for lethal injection!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm, well Tarzan taught himself to shave with a knife, according to Edgar Rice Burroughs!.
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wow! that is so true! lol I think I do like all those things! lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhaah! niice i luuv it :]
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