Now now are you ready again?!
Question: Now now are you ready again!?
Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 76 years old!.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!
Defence Attorney:
Why ever not!?
Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so ’spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ’Take me, young man!. Take me now!’
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ’April Fool!’ And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 76 years old!.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!
Defence Attorney:
Why ever not!?
Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so ’spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ’Take me, young man!. Take me now!’
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ’April Fool!’ And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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