Mr Cadbury & Miss Rowntree Joke?!
Question: Mr Cadbury & Miss Rowntree Joke!?
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight!.
She was from Quality Street, he was from Fisherman’s Friend!. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum!. He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said!. “I’m the one with the nuts,” he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way!.
They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom!. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic!. It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg!. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs!. Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring!.
He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge!. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight!. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie!. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing!. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel!.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD!. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!
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She was from Quality Street, he was from Fisherman’s Friend!. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum!. He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said!. “I’m the one with the nuts,” he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way!.
They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom!. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic!. It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg!. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs!. Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring!.
He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge!. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight!. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie!. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing!. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel!.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD!. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!
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Answers:
Let us hope there were no tiny tots from raisin their sherbet dib dabs LMAO
ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
LMOA = Laughing my a s s off
LOL = Laughing out loud
ROFLMAO = combine above twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
LMOA = Laughing my a s s off
LOL = Laughing out loud
ROFLMAO = combine above twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have seen this before and at the time thought it was one of the best constructed, clever Jokes I have seen!. Still think the same and thanks for the walk down memory lane!. A bucketful of stars headed your way!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!. Amazingly funny!
Did you write this yourself!?
Thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you write this yourself!?
Thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha well I thought it was funny!. It certainly will not put me of any of Cadbury and Rowntree products!.
Nice one thanks for sharing with us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one thanks for sharing with us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have just read this to my husband and we were hysterical i was cryin with laughter tryin to read it to him good one xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehhehehehehehh
giggle rating: 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle rating: 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. i had to think about it a bit but that's definitely got that kind of immature crude but quite witty clever thing going on! nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rolling on The Floor Laughing!.
Excellent joke though!. Loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke though!. Loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Childish in the extreme!. Sheesh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was full of candies that i have never heard of!. but not bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol star 4 you!.!.!.!.!. i always thought that Mr!. Cadbury was a Flake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
now i want some candy Www@Enter-QA@Com
now i want some candy Www@Enter-QA@Com