What about this old joke to start the day off?!
Question: What about this old joke to start the day off!?
A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income!.
The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems!.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way!. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband!.
The husband told her to tell the client $100!. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob!?"
She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much!.
The husband said "Ask for $40!." The woman ran back and informed the client!. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear!.
Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung!.
She asked him once more to wait a moment!. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what!?"
The wife replied "Can I borrow $60!?"
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The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems!.
A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way!. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband!.
The husband told her to tell the client $100!. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, "That's too much!" He then asked, "How much for a handjob!?"
She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much!.
The husband said "Ask for $40!." The woman ran back and informed the client!. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear!.
Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well hung!.
She asked him once more to wait a moment!. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what!?"
The wife replied "Can I borrow $60!?"
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