I had a chinese take-away last night.....?!
Question: I had a chinese take-away last night!.!.!.!.!.!?
i was just finishing off , when i saw 2 beady eyes staring out from the rice!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it was the PEEKING duck!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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nice short and quick to the punchline love it Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young Chinese couple were in bed and were going to have sex for the first time!. The man says " so what position do you want to do it in!?" his girlfriend replies "well my firends are always talking about a 69" the man replies, "what, sweet and sour chicken balls!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was in a Chinese restaurant once & a duck waddled up & gave the wife a bunch of roses! I think the waiter thought I had ordered a romantic duck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I went to a chinese restaurant the other night!. I called the waiter over and said "my steak is rubbery"!. He said " thank u very much"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had prawn balls the other night!. Chinese prawns must be massive!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol Never heard that one before!. It's good! Now you made me hungry for Chinese!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I once had some dog hairs in my Chinese take away!. They had an Alsatian in the kitchen!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I asked my waiter if i can take my soup to go!. he said if you find a way to carryit out, it weighs WON TON!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha, Im gonna use that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol i like that one Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, I had one as well but the spring roll kept bouncing off my plate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha thats good!. Have a wee star!.
I'm gonni use that! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm gonni use that! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com